Taking Sides: Kirsty Gallagher & Chocolate Fingers

The tats-baring son of the Black Country drones: “Kirsty wasn’t averse to experimenting. One night we ended up in bed with a friend of hers. It was wild.”

No doubt spoken in a broad Cannock burr, Collymore adds: “She was an incredibly sexy and sexual woman.

“That first night, she did a few things with some chocolate fingers that have stopped me looking at them in quite the same way since.”