Do you ever suddenly zone out when you're on the toilet and then come to with a start and have to double check that you're actually urinating into the loo and you're not still sitting on the seat in

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No, me neither.

― Jane Bloggs, Monday, 27 September 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Incontinent narcolepts sure are funny, though.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 27 September 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha

Sometimes I sit on the porcelain throne to take stealth naps at work, and often I'll snap out of my doze with this weird sudden sensation that I'm outdoors and there are people all around me.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Whenever I hear bleeping noises at work I think it's my alarm clock

― Michael Philip Philip Philip Annoyman (Ferg), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

PEE ON YUO I DO

― slam, duh duh dup, let the boys be boys, Monday, 27 September 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

re: stealth work naps...
i've tried to sleep on the shitter, believe me, but just can't seem to do it.
(sleep that is)

― dysøn (dyson), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I've managed it before. And it's a less unpleasant place to wake up than you'd think, really.

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Except when one's ass and thighs are numb from sitting too long. I find it extremely embarassing to totter precariously out of the toilet. Uncharitable people might imagine all sorts of infamous calumny.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I've nodded off in the loo when drunk a few times. It's quite relaxing really until someone comes banging on the door or comes prodding at you from over the other side with a brush handle.

That's not quite as spooky as it reads.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

We only have one cubilce at work, and when I've emerged after a nap I usually get "blimey, you took your time, are you ok?" type comments. I usually just explain that it was a particularly big poo.

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i've done it drunk, just never at work.
and the times i have woken up in the bathroom (usually on the floor) have been the awful beginnings to terrible days.

― dysøn (dyson), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I've only done it once while drunk, and there's a horrible story that goes with it which I probably shouldn't tell you.

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell us!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

please do¡

― dysøn (dyson), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yes you should
xposts

― oops (Oops), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

OTM, that is the worst!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

And you walk out like you've had a stroke.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yes you should

Er...well, in short, I woke up to find that my trousers and pants, which of course were around my ankles, now contained a puddle of vomit. And...it was all over my knob too.

That was a low. I stopped drinking for, ooh, at least a month.

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I fell asleep in a communal loo in a b&b one time. I'd woken up after a feed of beer, felt sick, and went in to the bathroom to puke (not stopping to put any clothes on). It was nice and warm in there so I lay down on the floor to wait for the nausea to pass. I was roused at 6am by 3 burly, fully kitted-out fishermen grinning down at me spreadeagled on the floor. But whatever way I'd been sleeping, I'd lost all feeling in one of my legs. So I had to walk out by them, trying to cover me bits and haul a dead leg behind me at the same time.

xpost, I stopped drinking for a bit too, Jim.
I checked out early.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

something about waking up naked infront of a fisherman that is just bringing tears (of the laughter variety) to my eyes.

― dysøn (dyson), Monday, 27 September 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ten years pass...

fella in cubicle beside me earned his fuckin rodeo badge this mornin the wild cunt

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 23:35 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

put a face to the above today, a young fella mind u. cunt wants his gutting checked out he shits like he's training for something.

― irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 14 August 2015 23:59 (ten years ago)

this sensation has happened to me on acid. wasn't asleep, but was so disassosiative that I couldn't convince myself I was sitting on the throne and not me couch :/ had to touch the walls to convince myself I wasn't dreaming.

― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Saturday, 15 August 2015 08:45 (ten years ago)

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