Cheerleader carwash

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

This an odd American cultural meme that I have noticed. Will you explain it to me? Have you witnessed it first hand?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just thinking the other day about the only people who do carwashes are cheerleaders and church groups.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

And sex workers in west berkeley.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"odd"? This is the same country that has a "family" restaurant called Hooters.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure what's to explain about bikinis and soapy water, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

They need outfits, dude.

― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, have you been watching Bring It On again?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

No, but I should.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Young girls with too-well developed bodies get sopping wet and rub their chesticles all over your car for $5. Would it be completely neanderthal of me to say classic? Well then oogabooga.

― all that is man - titties, meat, loud cars, beer, and truckasaurus (nickalicious, Monday, 27 September 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

uh oh

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I already regret that.

― he who is called he who is (nickalicious), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"meat"? Are they washing your car with hamburgers?

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I will say that it was at least a 20% facetious post.

― american dude (nickalicious), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

In a perfect world, yes, Dan Perry.

― I am like so totally yankee gringo (nickalicious), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

if they were washing the truckasaurus itself the percentage would drop dramatically, I'm sure.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

So, Mr American, you have actually done this? Wasn't it kind of embarassing?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, I'm English.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Nobody washes TRUCKASAURUS, dirt molecules RUN from him in FEAR.

Fuck washing a truckasaurus!

― james van der beek and the overwhelming superconsciousness (nickalicious), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually I haven't. I am a self-hating yank.

― American Duder Redux (nickalicious), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck washing a truckasaurus!

.. unless apparently you are a woman in a meat bikini.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 September 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dnr.state.md.us/bay/tribstrat/carwash.jpg

― kephm, Monday, 27 September 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

we wnt off-island on saturday and passed a bunch of the teen car washes. there were dudes at these car washes too though.we drove up the cape to provincetown. we drove past this one high school and all these people were being sprayed with soap suds from some soap sud machine and it was a weird sight, lemmetellya. i don't know what the hell that was all about. maybe people pay to drown cheerleaders in suds?

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 27 September 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

You really don't want people crawling around on the roof of your car like this, though.

http://www.wohelo.com/Wohelo%202002/car-wash.gif

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 27 September 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

SEZ YOU!

can Well then oogabooga enter the ILX lexicon, please? I need to see that term on here more often.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 27 September 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a joke that ends with "Death by Oogabooga!", but someone else can tell that joke some other time.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 27 September 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

HOTT OR NOTT: G.W. Bush washing yr car

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 27 September 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

And sex workers in west berkeley.
when the fuck did this happen and why did you not notify me immediately? My car is filthy!

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 27 September 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

A while ago.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 27 September 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

They looked kind of scary, kyle.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 27 September 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

you have a low whore tolerance I take it

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 27 September 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I...guess so.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 27 September 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.