When a flock of s0r0r1ty girls walk by and all their personal care products' scents clash and you are nauseated and you remember why you hate college and they probabaly think that I'm a GOFF

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― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

...its beelzebozo time?

― :|, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

but its true, girls tend to smel too good.

― :|, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

GOFF?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate college when the s0r0r1ty girls (with clashing personal care products) TALK ON THE QUIET FLOORS OF THE LIBRARY!

― caitlin hell (caitxa), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

there are noisy floors?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

no the first and second floor are normal floors, the third and fourth floors are designated "quiet floors." but the sorority art majors don't care, they can color and talk at the same time! and the cell phones! AARRRGHHHHHH

― caitlin hell (caitxa), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I just realized the other day that the reason I don't like Wolf Eyes that much is that I was never a goth.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, GOTH, now i get it. i thought GOFF stood for something that began with "gay" and ended in "fag" and i thought, "yeah, jon, they probably do think you're a GOFF."

― caitlin hell (caitxa), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate girls nearly as much as I hate couples. Couples are mean.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

we always yell shit at couples who walk under balconies!

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Why you frontin'?

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry about the couples comment. I've been bust today being blanked by a girl who I asked out for a drink - hasn't even replied to my txt! You'd have thought she would have had the politeness to even reply - grrr, why do I put myself through this every time, it does my nut, it really does.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently it doesn't do your nut and this is the crux of the problem.

(hahaha Brithish slang vs Merkin slang = BOW TO MY OVERARCHING BRILLIANCE ok I'll fuck off now)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Caitlin get out my brain.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

is this thread in another language? am I not awake yet?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

the worst thing ever is some of these girls i have observed *listening* to their ringtone for like 15 seconds in the library!

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Was ist los? Kannst du unsere Witzen gar nicht verstehen? Schlaefst du mit Huende?

(xpost, ja)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

It is interesting to me because I am so removed from the situation you describe that I have actually have difficulty believing that sorority girls still exist.

I put this down in the + column.

― Laura E (laurae55), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

graham sends funny emailz

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

was the girl part of a couple? maybe that's why.....

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate people who cut themselves off from the world just because they're dating someone....

― Fuck You, Yamantaka Eye (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

it's called fucking, jon

― kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you actually ask her out for the drink via a text message? If so, that may be partly why she's not responding.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Gah! I hate this! Yesterday I was walking out of the gym and I was almost runned down by a group of s0r0rity grrls (cuz they're empowered) in little kids' bicycles. They were talking, seperately, on cell phones, and wearing 'clever' and insulting t-shirts e.g. 'LOVE IS BLONDE' 'IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT, YOU'D LOVE MY ASS'

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I love them.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

That's quite odd, really. I mean, does her ass resemble a pair of breasts?

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Gah! I hate this! Yesterday I was walking out of the gym and I was almost runned down by a group of s0r0rity grrls (cuz they're empowered) in little kids' bicycles.

clearly you need to go to the gym more?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

it's odd but it makes sense.. i bet your ass i'd love their asses.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, they're totally, totally gorgeous - in that special, trashy (and attractive) California slut manner. They're all peroxide blondes; blue-eyed and thin. They wear their shorts a bit too low, and sometimes a pube or two pops out over the top. I should totally bring a camera this afternoon.

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

do it

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

light colored pubes make me wanna yarf

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

ewwww

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

it probably isn't light down there though. (unless they dye that too)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I now have a horrible mental image of these girls with breasts for asses and pubes sticking out of the cleavage... apparently for men this is not such a horrible image though?

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

ewww

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

(gulp)

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I don't love them any more. I saw a girl yesterday with a T-shirt which read "tell your boyfriend to stop calling me". I was in love with her for a good ten minutes. In fact, I think I just love T-shirts. Right, I'm off to Top Man for a wank.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

www.suburbanoutfitters.com

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

top mank

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Top!

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

It was really cold here yesterday and all the sorostitutes were freezing cold and chattering in their tiny shirts with short skirt legs like tree trunks and how I loved my sweater and boots at that moment.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to know how those sorority girls got inside of those tiny bicycles.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

elbow grease 'n' anorexia. it's practically a rallying-cry in these parts.

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I love it when people go to the library to 'study.' sorority girls love to be seen 'studying' and bitching about it more than actually getting it done.

― still bevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

When guys talk about what kind of girls really annoy them, they're basically telling you what their real type is. It's handy when you can do this and be seen as politically correct or hip, but really, it's nothing to be ashamed of, just admit you want to c on their ts and make them cook for you and get on with your life, once you stop being so repressed you'll find things work out a lot better for you.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

My wife was part of a sorority but when I finally got to visit the sorority house it was full of nerdy girls with their hair pulled back who were into crafts. WHAT GIVES???

― Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM ANNOYED BY SMELLS THAT COMBINE TO SMELL LIKE ROTTING TRASH

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG were they on MTV's "Sorority Life"???

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i am still disturbed by how deeply orange the average college freshman is this season

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

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uh oh nipple

― Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Even worse: spitting frat boys. Two of them almost got spittle on me today at lunch. WTF?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

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= NOT EXACTLY WORK SAFE

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha

Is "flock" the right word? Hmmm...

FLOCK of s0r0r1+y girls vs. PACK of s0r0r1+y girls vs. HERD of s0r0r1+y girls vs. GAGGLE of s0r0r1+y girls vs. SCHOOL of s0r0r1+y girls vs. MURDER of s0r0r1+y girls vs. etc.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Frat Guys vs. Evil Russians:

http://instruction.bus.wisc.edu/lkuzuhara/mhr300/defaul3.jpg

http://filmplus.org/~afronord/images/potemkin.jpg

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Those are not real frat boys!

CAUTION: do not ggl img search "frat boys".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

You will regret.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I learned yesterday never to img search "dead cats"

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ggl img src of 'ass nipples' was disappointingly predictable.

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i cant tell the difference between sorority girls and regular girls on campus anymore. they all look/behave the same.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

What is a regular girl?

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont know!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Obviously we don't have these things in the UK, but I have, uh, researched the subject extensively, so I am aware that all sorority girls are a) gorgeous, b) wearing stockings constantly and c) bisexual and promiscuous.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

d) deceptive
e) never sleep with colombian guys
f) catty
g) anorexic
h) bulemic
i) love ben harper
j) " " guys who love ben harper
k) catholic
l) lapsed catholic

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

k) over-perfumed
l) have perfectly taut, tanned bellies
m) travel in groups (per the thread's theme)
n) menstruate together
o) BFF

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

That stuff isn't in my sorority research sources.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't bear to see you mislead. Besides, my sex life's perpetual ennui wants company.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, have any of you actually like been within ten feet of a sorority? Besides Adam?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM TEH COOL

― Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

What suggests that I haven't?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

my sister = sorority ho

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

your sister = less hott than your mom. which is kinda weird, and possibly offensive. sorry ia-

― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Most of the points of your post, dude. Most sorority girls I have met=DRINKING GUTS

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

do you deny the ORANGE factor?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw lindsay lohan on tv tonight and she looked like she had been to 3 mile island

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I have learned that orange in moderation (more than one piece of matching orange clothing and I start to get weird flashbacks) can be a fine, fine thing.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

definitely huge drinking guts, always, because sorority girls only have like 6 interests: beer ranking highest followed by guys with backwards hats, 'my girls', the mall, marroon 5, and talking on cell phones in the library.

― caitlin hell (caitxa), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i do not deny the orange factor. that one is pretty accurate. except with asian or black sororities.

tom, they are not talking about orange clothing.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I thought he was discussing that in CONJUNCTION with the rise of orange in the clothing aisles. The fake tan shit is annual.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://spythis.com/ebay/dvd/097361537030_f.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i have been INSIDE a sorority (girl)

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

haha allyzay! i know what my drunken joke on halloween is going to be now

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i think adam l3vin3 is just on this thread because he's mad maroon 5 has put him in the same company as sorority girls

xpost haha omg wtf

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN LINDSAY LOHAN

http://online-shrine.net/lohan/images/lindsay_lohan.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

haha jon I'm thinking of you as Linus now when you started this thread earlier, staring at pumpkin-sorority-oompa-loompas!!

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

she's storing ~~(deez)~~ nuts for winter in those cheeks

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

OH SANP!

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://online-shrine.net/lohan/images/lindsay_lohan.jpg http://hilaryduff.owns1.com/hilary008.jpg

BOOM I FUKED YR BOYFRIEND

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"GOT MILK?"

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

somewhere, hilary duff is combing her hair with a porkchop right now

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://archerpelican.typepad.com/tap/ww-gene.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

YES

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Thursday, 30 September 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Err, when I was an undergrad in upstate new york they __all__ had drinkin' guts. Big, nasty, sloppy, hangin' out ones. At USC, though, there's nary a chubby gut in sight save on hte football players. Sorry for the stuppid overgeneralization.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 30 September 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Fire in sorority burns calories

A gas leak in the kitchen of Delta Delta Delta transformed a sorority house into an incinerator on Thursday, burning thousands of calories off the flesh of charter members. "A lot of girls have been struggling with various eating disorders," Patricia O'Reilley told university officials. "Something like this is a godsend."

Fire Department Chief Al Monty agreed. "You should've seen these girls before the flames torched off the excess weight. They're lucky we didn't get here on time."

― Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

That joke is shit, and it's not even yours.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i think adam l3vin3 is just on this thread because he's mad maroon 5 has put him in the same company as sorority girls

Yes. And No.

― Little Lord Travolta (nordicskilla), Thursday, 30 September 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

coffee shop in the morning: sorority hoes
afternoon: lesbians, nerds

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

This is education.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Why do sorority girls always order the non fat white chocolate mocha with Whipped Cream? Do they not realize that 2 % milk has like 3g of fat v. the 13g in the whipped cream? Why white chocolate? It's gross.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

because they're white?

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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