What should I buy my cousin for her 17th birthday?

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She will appreciate presents of taste and quality!

Will, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Liquor.

Tom, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

single malt scotch whisky OR stripey socks OR the new tp album (hehehehh) OR a fine book or other record OR pumpkin oil or pure vanilla essence if she's into cooking. if she doesn't like any of these then give them to me!

katie, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A battery-powered glitter ball.

Mark C, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

or a battery-powered glitter ball.

katie, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

perhaps the teddy bear condom dispenser i saw the other night.

jess, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The bumper book of sex tips for girls

Nick, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nice to know that teddy bears are sensible in this day an age. I suppose its all that going down on the woods that does it.

Will, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A teapot. That's the best present I got for my 17th birthday.

toraneko, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

say it with socks...

Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

how 'bout one of THESE!

phil, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Lollies 7"

Mr Noodles, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Something from the Gadget shop!

james, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Has anyone ever seen anyone actually buy something in the Gadget Shop? It was packed with people for the 5 minutes I was looking for something worth parting with cash for (and failing). This appears to be a shared experience.

Graham, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Scott Walker's "Tilt" is certain to appeal to seventeen year old women of discriminating taste.

dan, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Scott Walkers Tilt should be passed arround liek mormon missionaries pass around Book of Mormons. Every human being should have a copy neuroimplanted at birth . {It should play in subways and supermarkets ibnstead of muzak. He should play it on a primetime tv special and open for Britney Spears

anthony, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a fake iron penis dipped in sin sauce

Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 18 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Gadget shop is weird...they keep everything locked up.

james, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's Sara's 19th today. I got her a swivel chair. Sorry, a GAS LIFTswivel chair, wrapped in Hello Kitty paper and a big purple bow. Last time I saw her she was swinging from side to side, grinning, flapping her arms and singing "I got a swivel chair, I got a swivel chair, la la".

Teletubbies love each other very much.

Graham, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't help imagining Gareth's life as a sitcom, a latter- day "Three's Company", except amusing. (and minus the fruity stuff.)

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(I presume Mitch means me, as Gareth isn't mentioned in this thread)

I like to think of it as Clarissa Explains It All.

Graham, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)


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