McDonalds: "If we don't smile when you order, you get an order of small fries free."

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― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 30 September 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

If we smirk when you order, you get to stick your fries in our ass.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 September 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

they couldn't even stretch to Super Size fries

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 30 September 2004 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

If we smirk when you order, you get to stick your fries in our ass.
OTM

― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 30 September 2004 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

If we fry when you order, you get to stick smirks up your ass.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Thursday, 30 September 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.frinky.com/moe/header.gif

― DJ Mencap0))), Thursday, 30 September 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

is there a rule against flipping them off the second you walk in, thus guaranteeing a non-smiling ordering experience¿

― dysøn (dyson), Thursday, 30 September 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

That place gets worse and worse.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 30 September 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

But their breakfast sausages are the bomb.

― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 30 September 2004 12:36 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck off

― chimera, Thursday, 30 September 2004 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

the hash browns

― dysøn (dyson), Thursday, 30 September 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Guess who has two tonnes of fried spuds up their hole?

xpost

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Thursday, 30 September 2004 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

McMuffins!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

McGo to a decent local café instead.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

the creepy thing about the mcgriddle is the golden arches tattooed on the top of the pancake/bun thing.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

...also the fact that they somehow manage to get two 5-pound bags of sugar into each McGriddle.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

all about their pancakes and syrop/sossage combo, perfect for those post casual sex/pre formal work moments

― lukey (Lukey G), Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Also great for those I've been awake all night and if I don't put something in my belly now I'm going to wake up in a pile of my own mostly liquid vomit moments.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll never forget that thing where Blount called them something like "a whole McDonalds big breakfast wadded up in a ball so you can shove it all in your face at once".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

yeh McDs is okay as hangover food due to it being 90% salt, sugar and water

― Brigadier Rainham Steele, Mrs (blueski), Thursday, 30 September 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

You forgot the fat and grease in that equation.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

yeh that 9 should be a 4 or something

― Brigadier Rainham Steele, Mrs (blueski), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I did think they did small fries. Isn't it just large and regoolah?
Has Super Size been ditched yet?

The sausage and egg muffins are nice, but I still can't work out how they make the coffee taste so bad so I avoid McD breakfasts.

I once knew someone who worked in BK who was told to say "You got it!" every time someone ordered (this may have been a "free fries" policy as well). This simply does not work with a Scottish accent (glottal stop or something like that - pronouncing the letter 't' is an awkward extravagance) so everyone including the customers just felt silly about the whole thing and it was abandoned.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

*didn't think*
:-(

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my days!

― dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

For disturbing, employer-mandated cheeriness, nobody tops the Japanese: there's nothing like a chorus of hysterically robotic uniformed teenagers shrieking DOMOARIGATOHGOZAIMAAAASU! to make your shopping, dining or travel experience complete.

― briania (briania), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

the creepy thing about the mcgriddle is the golden arches tattooed on the top of the pancake/bun thing.
Kind of takes brand loyalty to an awful new level - you consume the logo!

― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 30 September 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

How about if we don't smile after eating this glop, we don't pay.

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 30 September 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

McDonalds is like my main source of exposure to new music, maybe.

I have also been brainwashed into thinking I don't like it, even though I really love the food every time I go (hell yeah THE HASH BROWNS)

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 30 September 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

McDonald's: "If you see one our employees tenderly weeping behind the softserve machine, Grimace will fistfuck you with a handful of McNuggets."

― Taxi Dancing in the Soft Prison (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 30 September 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

McDonald's: "If you detect even the subtlest hint of ennui with one of our guest-relations representatives, a McFlurry enema is on the house."

― Taxi Dancing in the Soft Prison (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 30 September 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

McDonald's: "If one of our shift supervisors leers at you suggestively, you're entitled to one Filet O' Fucking in the back of the Playland rope-maze."

― Taxi Dancing in the Soft Prison (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 30 September 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Scottish BK workers now have to say "That's you!" when everyone orders or else they get an Irn-Bru nozzle stuck up their arse.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 30 September 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

you mean that's *not* how it's meant to be consumed?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 30 September 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://66.90.75.92/suprnova//torrents/2859/mcdonalds_training_film_1972.torrent

crazy video

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Sunday, 24 October 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

what a load. I love yet another way to force the people with the lowest-paying jobs in our society, usually the youngest/already poorest, to be visibly degraded by having to give you a big ol' grin as they hand over your greasey bag.
"ACT LIKE YOU LOVE IT!!! YOU LOVE IT!!!"

― scout, Monday, 25 October 2004 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

My mad ex-flatmate noticed that the Edinburgh McDonalds management seemed suspiciously racist: the counter and kitchen staff were all white; the cleaning staff were all black or asian.

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 25 October 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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