Things to do if you have herpes

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1) Frolic on the beach

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

2) Whitewater rafting

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

3) "Discuss it"

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

~~4) anal sex~~

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gettestedchicago.com/gallery/detergent.jpg

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.gettestedchicago.com/gallery/bittingyourlip.jpg

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

And my personal favorite:

http://www.gettestedchicago.com/gallery/zipper.jpg

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Thursday, 30 September 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

rof;lllllll

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

4. Mime

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

5. Consult a herpetologist.

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

6. drink juice
7. have unprotected sex with a variety of strangers in a place far from home during outbreaks

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

8. kayak

― Laura E (laurae55), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

9. Stand on an overpass and pop your lesions onto unsuspecting traffic below

― THREADKILLAH (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

10. Try on lipsticks at the make-up counter at Sears.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

11. Strike a blow against sexism and start referring to it as "hispes."

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

11. Fuck Tommy Lee or Pam Anderson without worries.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

12. name your lesions and make plans with them. reserve a table for... 5?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

13. not actually have outbreaks that often and live a normal life

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

14. get defensive and act like it ain't no thang?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

15. masturbate vigorously during one of your rare outbreaks directly prior to meeting and shaking hands with President Bush

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 September 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

16. make pancakes

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 September 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

17. write "Hey Ya!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 September 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

18. Pretend you're in Spinal Tap.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 30 September 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

19. fall down stairs

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 September 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

21. sulk and play super mario brothers 3

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 30 September 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

20something. ride a tandem bike with your new boyfriend down unrealistically well-lit forest trails, laughing, tossing hair about

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 September 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

22. drink a lot of cranberry juice

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 September 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha I already said the juice one, huh

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 September 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

23. yell WHERE TEH TITTIES AT?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 30 September 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

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