Why is "Douchebag" the insult of choice lately/still ?

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Don't get me wrong, I love the way it sounds.. But is it the worst thing you can say on TV or something?

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Do people even douche any more (let alone carry bags for housing them)?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

For a couple weeks, me and these dudes couldn't get over calling each other "douchefluid". We laughed. I never understood why.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never heard anyone say it out loud. I can't think what it sounds like when people say "douche" either. Is it doosh or dooch?

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Is the bag for the pre-wash, or to collect the post-wash? ew - sorry I asked.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

doosh. dooch is that bully who used to take your milk money.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I have never seen a douchebag, and have no idea what they look or smell or feel like. How bad could it be? A little vinegar, a little water.

Douching is a relic of a more complicated time.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean the Gooch?

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― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

yes that was a The Gooch/Dif Strokes reference. Props, my boy.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Come to think of it, what *is* a douchebag?

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

See? Cathy understands that the vagina is a self-cleaning mechanism. Do any women under the age of 40 still not understand that?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

urband ictionary entry

Each day the vagina becomes more and more like an oven to me.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I've heard "douchecock" and "douchecork" and think those are beutiful ideas.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew it was for vaginas and stuff but how? Is it actually like a bag?

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

My guess is that's it's like an enema bag, only with a different kinda nozzle.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

ew.

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Douche Bag:
http://www.anandmedical.com/rub_douchebag.jpg

Douche Tube:
http://www.anandmedical.com/rub_douchetube.jpg

Lord & Lady Doucebag:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/79/pics/79tdouchebag3.jpg
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/79/79tdouchebag.phtml

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The old Massengil and Summer's Eve douche commercials were the WORST thing on TV, and beguiling. A mother and daughter sitting in a breakfast nook: "Mom, I haven't felt confident lately..." and Mom busts out with the vinegar & oil or whatever it is...

Will I feel more confident if I try it?

― andy, Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.colonialmedical.com/_Images/douche%20enema%2054528.jpg
Generous 1½ quart capacity

What do you think the little hook is for?

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The hook is to hang it from your lip ring.

― andy, Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

That SNL skit is one of the greatest things ever written.

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

That looks like a hot water bottle.

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Do you ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?"

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Have you tried pumping a quart of warm water into your cooter?"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

For hauling over your six pack of beer that is invariably just out of reach while you're busy douching?

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Douche vs. Bidet FITE

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I would pay top dollar to see that in Vegas.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"Bidetbowl" would be a stupid insult.

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― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I turned on the bidet in a motel in Tuscon and it wouldn't stop... it shot three feet in the air like Old Faithful and steamed up the place. It ran all night.

I drank out of it.

― andy, Thursday, 30 September 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I think douching went on the decline once women realized it wasn't a very good form of birth control.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 1 October 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Kath: Have you been using your vinegar douches?
Kim: We ran out of vinegar so we had to use chutney.

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 October 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The hook is to hang the bag up, so when you release the valve the water flows down thru the tube.

Not only did it turn out not to be a useful form of birth control, but apparently it messes up your natural balance in there & makes it easier to get infections. Yikes!

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Friday, 1 October 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, fuck a douchebag!

― jimmy crackhorn (don maynard), Friday, 1 October 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/

― frankE (frankE), Friday, 1 October 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

So...it's like salad dressing for the lady parts? Wacky.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 1 October 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Seize her salad.

Sorry.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 1 October 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, fuck a douchebag!
or..
Fuck douching a twat.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 1 October 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Robert Novak, douchebag of freedom.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Friday, 1 October 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Instead of starting a new thread, "Batshit Insane" is the new "douche" - stop.

― dave vire think (dave225.3), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

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― Michael D Kelley, Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

I've moved on to cuntbag.

― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:04 (twenty years ago)

That's no way to speak about Michael D kelly. Actually, maybe it is.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

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