using the loos in fast food restaurants without buying any food

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just got off tube a stop early, ran cross-legged into kfc, left without buying anything. so = classic, obviously.

― toby, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Astoundingly glorious, necessary even. A fave pastime -- using the restroom at a Costa Mesa McDonald's and then walking next door to the far superior Taco Mesa.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

points:

(i) during the day i feel pretty embarassed about abusing fast food restaurants in this way, though it seems that everyone i know does it without a second thought.

(ii) i'm way more drunk than i should be at this time in the evening.

(iii) haruki murakami's "a wild sheep chase" is a good read so far.

(iv) anyone on ile doing anything interesting in london tomorrow (=sat) eve? not that all my friends have run off to nottingham/new zealand/japan, oh no.

― toby, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dud when the place is so dirty you shudder at the thought of your nether regions making physical contact with the toilet seat.

― turner, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Undoubted classic. The toilets are probably still cleaner than the food.

― Ally C, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dunedin's mcdonalds toilets are a bit scary. ankle deep in liquid and unflushed toilets on the horizon. the concepts good, but sometimes the practice bad. thats nothing on the crown hotels flooded urinals though

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My only festival, T in the Park, would have been a hellish stinkfest without our morning trip to Motherwell McDonalds, so classic.

― Madchen, Friday, 16 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"McPiss"

― james, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Have y';al ever gotten busy in a aBurger King Bathroom?

― BBboogie Maccaaadooka, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've gone in the National Gallery just to use the toilets.

― rosemary, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ooh you big snob rosemary

― mark s, Saturday, 17 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It is an old one which James seemed to mention. If one goes into such an establishment with that sole purpose then it is obviously a McShit/Piss. If you are stopped on the way there then tell them you'll be ordering after nature has called. You will then have a McPiss with Lies.

― Drum, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dud if it's KFC. You should have bought some chicken gravy man!

― Tom, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

On Saturday I queued for ages in KFC. They sold the last of the chicken gravy to the HORRIBLE FAMILY in front of us. I was upset.

― Sarah, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You need to get a SPECIAL KEY for the toilets at the King's Cross MacDonalds and prove that you are not a filthy junkie.

― Andrew L, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've had sex in the National Gallery loos.

― chris, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You're a pop star so it's expected.

― Tom, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Unfortunately Madchen, much of Motherwell is a hellish stinkest too.

― Ally C, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You think? It surprised me. They're very clean.

― chris, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the only time i would need to do this would be at night while drunk and making the trek between fuel and the crown, but i would prefer to wet myslef cos then its usually a mission to get in the door for all the drunk bogans scrapping.

― di, Monday, 19 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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using the loos in fast food restaurants without buying any food - classic or classic?