Do you think Hillary Duff combs her hair with a porkchop, 50 strokes every night?

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How else could it stay so pretty?

― Controversial Colon (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is Hillary Duff?

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 25 October 2004 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Worst deadpan ever.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 25 October 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

noise dudes be bored

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 25 October 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...

hahahah

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

awesome

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Most un-deservedly abandoned thread ever.

― Legroom at the Vista (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 2 September 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

i just heard that she is giving 200,000 dollars to the hurricane relief efforts. same as the country of japan.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 3 September 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

Maybe we could use her new teeth to replace the gaps in the levee.

― President Busch (dr g), Saturday, 3 September 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

you know, i thought they were new! big horsey white caps, right? she looks weird. at first i thought it was just cuz she got so skinny and that made her head look even bigger than it usually looks.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 3 September 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

I've got seven Hilary Duff - Most Wanted posters that my neighbour didn't know what to do with and so he disposed them at my flat. I'm contemplating scrawling Situationist-inspired slogans on them and stapling them to light poles around the local colleges.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Saturday, 3 September 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

I still have my super classy b & w Hilary Duff METAMORPHOSIS which I supermodified by drawing pink hair and proud-slut/white power/metal tattoos all over it along with a voice bubble that quotes Annie's "Chewing Gum". I'll buy yours off you, I love Hilary. And you live in North America, just say "apartment".

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 3 September 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

It's quicker to type that way. Nonetheless, Wayne (who gave them to us) said they were giving them away for free at K-Mart because they weren't able to sell them, so if you have one near you, ask if they're dispensing free HD posters that they haven't a clue what else to do with aside from stashing them out back in the dumpster.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Saturday, 3 September 2005 03:32 (twenty years ago)

"I'm contemplating scrawling Situationist-inspired slogans on them and stapling them to light poles around the local colleges."

Please do this and photograph the results and post the pics here.

― Legroom at the Vista (Bent Over at the Arclight), Sunday, 4 September 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

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no comment

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 4 September 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://myspace-518.vo.llnwd.net/00761/81/54/761274518_l.jpg

REVIVE!

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

that's a spicy meatball!

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

I've got seven Hilary Duff - Most Wanted posters that my neighbour didn't know what to do with and so he disposed them at my flat. I'm contemplating scrawling Situationist-inspired slogans on them and stapling them to light poles around the local colleges.

...

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 August 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

she needs to watch out for that angry looking bird coming at her

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

certainly in the top 5% of all ilx threads

― sanskrit, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

I miss when jess was PARTYMAN and Catsup was Fushigina Blobby

― El Tomboto, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

jw was calum all along.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

And you live in North America, just say "apartment".

― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

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