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Are there days when you just want the whole world to fuck off?

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Maybe it's the weather, maybe it's the nearly full moon, maybe I'm just a dick, but I'm just not in the mood to be nice to people I would normally be nice to. I don't want to respond with a smile to people I'd really like to rack in the nuts. I don't want to suck it up and deal with the assholes who make up my daily life. I don't want to listen to anyone talking about their problems and ignoring the fact that problems exist for the rest of the world, too; and I don't want people to pretend to be interested in things they aren't because they think it will improve their chances of getting into my pants. I just would like to have a nice normal little day in my nice normal little city and for things to be less fraught with drama and more on an even keel.

Just... ARGH.

― buh bye, Monday, 25 October 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I do indeed have days like this.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://schulen.eduhi.at/hsmunderfing/schueler/2003/4a_2003/Florian/eminem-finger.jpg

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

oddly, i dont.

― :|, Monday, 25 October 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Jel to thread (as he might be the only person on ILX who doesn't feel this way)

x-post - this comment has now been rendered meaningless. I guess you can probably guess my answer, though.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

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have some hot mint tea

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I have years like this. And the world is so small a scope for feelings like this, I prefer to take in galaxies at a time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, you're morphing into Bill Bryson in my head and I don't know why :/

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. It's called "a job".

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, you're morphing into Bill Bryson in my head and I don't know why :/

Compliment or not? (I don't really know his stuff.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno Mark, I get angry sometimes!

The world always seems to big to fight against, so I don't bother. A cup of tea and a CD or a sunset or a snowy day, and I'll be okay. However, I am guilty of aviodance and laziness on a massive scale.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 25 October 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

To everybody who's having a bad day... please feel free to tell me to fuck off. Come on, it'll make you feel better!

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

On days like that I listen to this tune

It's just one of those days
Where you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks.
You don't really know why
But you wanna justify ripping someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker!
It's just one of those days!

It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit letting shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit talking that shit

It's just one of those days
Feeling like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm fucking up your program
And if you're stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker!
It's just one of those days!

It's all about the he said she said bullshit.
I think you better quit letting shit slip
Or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the he said she said bullshit
I think you better quit talking that shit, punk
So come and get it

I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance
Cos right now I'm dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers, they want to step up
I hope ya know
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break something tonight
Give me something to break

I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps going this way
I just might break your fucking face tonite!

Give me something to break
Just give me something to break
How about your fucking face?

I hope you know I pack a chainsaw, what?
I hope you know I pack a chainsaw, a mutherfuckin' chainsaw, what?
So come and get it


The chainsaw WHAT?? chainsaw WHAT?? MOTHERFUCKING CHAINSAW!!! WHAT??!?! bit cheers me up everytime.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's just say it ain't just a surname.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

and xpost to apex

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/tellmeoff.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

well that picture killed my fred durst-fueled enthusiasm

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

is it right to think of this feeling as immature?

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i think its how you deal with it that signifies your level of maturity

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

What a load of crap.

Frustration and anger rarely have anything to do with maturity - who wants to be one of those people who squashes every single emotion they have and then either quietly implodes one day and falls over dead at their desk or climbs a bell tower and takes out a local McDonald's?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

immature: lashing out at other people

mature: going home, putting on limp bizkit, slow grinding while staring at your karen o poster and singing the verse, asking the other posters if they're feeling it and then doing fred's chicken-on-steroids dance during the chorus if your downstairs neighbors aren't around.

at least I think.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, since you put it that way...

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

(that sounded sarcastic, but wasn't)

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm feeling it!

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i think all of us, right here right now, when we stop and count to ten, know where everyone else is coming from because we are all part of the same consciousness that eminates throughout the planet and perhaps further onto the universe. if my batshit hysterics help people push out the negative emotion that keeps them from being able to access the love that flows between us all, then i have done my job. catharsis. yo. let's treat each other nice and believe in ufos.

― the infredible liverdurst (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i agree anthony and luna - i think what i was trying to get at tho was is it immature to, in situations where you're angry, think of 'the world' as something that needs to 'fuck off' rather than specific obstacles. cynicism and misanthropy towards people comes from social/life conditioning and/or experience granted, so it seems right that the issue is not one of maturity but just down to rationality. i just think the 'me vs the world/everyone else' feeling is deconstructive in a way and not something to be encouraged just because people are inevitably inconsiderate at times. carry on.

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't really want the whole world to fuck off today, but I would like to nominate a co-worker.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

now that's anger management

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 25 October 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

You're absolutely right, steve.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 25 October 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm feeling steve, too, yes.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 25 October 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

That's one way to deal with anger...

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 25 October 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Steve Reeves?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 25 October 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Of all the stupid things - I got into an argument with someone raising money for Si¢k Kid$ on the street today. So to answer the thread question - yes.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 25 October 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

um, every day?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i have many such days. but i realize right now that i haven't had a single "fuck off" moment all day today.

― motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.duff-beer.org/margetrip.gif

Marge Simpson suppresses the rage, and look what happens to her. Its no good man. Let it out!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Heavens no! :-)

http://supak.com/simpsons/ned_flanders_jogging.gif

― Ned Ragget (Gear!), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i have days where i want to hump everyone, lovingly, instead!

― battlin' green eyeshades (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

gear, you scamp.

― motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahah Gear =)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"Lisa Gerrard's heavenly voice keeps me a-smilin'!" ;-)

http://www.rob-clarkson.com/duff-brewery/nedflanders/03.jpg

― Ned Ragget (Gear!), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh god now you've twisted the Simpsons for me forever.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 06:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Can there be anything more WRONG about this morning? I wake up at the
crack of freezing farking dawn to find that some cheeky prankster
(probably my Dad) has decided we don't need hot water in the mornings
now despite the oppressive temperatures outside of my quilt cover.
After waiting 20 minutes for my shower to achieve a foppishly tepid
incalescence I'm out the door with odd socks, no tie, no mobile phone
and four (count 'em) minutes to get to the train.
Through hair-raising scrapes that would make Indiana Jones cack his
pants I managed to make it with a minute to spare (this is the only
bit of luck I've had all morning). Sadly I placed too much trust in
our faithful WAGN service which managed to stall for a good ten
minutes before Stevenage station because "the train in front is havin'
problems with its doors". I've heard of road and air-rage before but
it's only until this morning that I managed to witness rail-rage first
hand. I was quite ready to lay the smack down on the carriage and its
passengers Hulk-style. A PROBLEM WITH IT'S DOORS?! I'LL GIVE THE
DRIVER A PROBLEM WITH HIS A**E IN A MINUTE!!!!!
Alighting from the train ten minutes late, I pelt it to work to be
greeted by my supervisor who informs me that the work I had upwardly
delegated yesterday has landed back on me and now I have to ring a
bunch of randoms and ask them for their credit card details - JOY!
And here's the best bit - I work in a call centre. I'm supposed to be
here at 8am to answer the phones. Has the phone rung once since I've
been here? And all I've had to do is sit here and listen to the
overtly cheery one-armed guy in the office explain weight-lifting
(WTF?!) to another colleague.

― dog latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

In response to the original question: every bloody day.

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i have many such days. but i realize right now that i haven't had a single "fuck off" moment all day today.

4:45 the next morning and i've already found today's first "fuck off" moment!

― motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I was having a "FUCK OFF WORLD!" day yesterday. It was caused by a frightful night's sleep and no fodd. I went home, had a Cheese and Marmite sandwich, played the guitar for two hours, made chicken stock, had a cup of hot chocolate, read a book, and was in bed by 9.30.

Today I'm back to my happy self. It's all state of mind, see?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Everyone At Work Who Keeps Telling Me That They Have Urgent IT Problems Which Are Going To Bring The Whole Company Down,

Please fuck off.

kthxbye.

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear overly aggressive micromanaging pint sized pinhead of a boss:

FUCK OFF.

Love, Luna

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ever have days when it would be a relief to want to tell the world to fuck off? Days when you can't think of a single damn reason to get out of bed and damned few reasons to even keep breathing?

I'd go for the anger every time, given the choice. If that were the only choice.

― Hey Jude, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Kevin_spacey.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)


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