stupid things you believes about sex before you knew otherwise

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Which means no juding the stupidity based on the age when you discovered otherwise...

When he was younger, my old roommate thought that women had to wear bras because their breasts leaked.

― scout (scout), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 10:00 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh. "believed" obv. now that's gonna bug me.

― scout (scout), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i would only have meaningful sex with people i loved

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa, good one. I started out thinking of a kid/babies come out of your bum way, but come to think of it...

― scout (scout), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 10:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i was brought up in a catholic family and educated in catholic schools. they used scare tactics on us to 'teach' us about all aspects of sex, i am only 28 but was led to believe it was a chore women submitted to for the sake of their husbands and also they instilled in us a belief that masturbation is VERY VERY BAD (as it is not for the purpose of procreation and is generally impure) so i really did believe for quite some time that i would be kept out of heaven if i indulged. fortunately i came to my senses and got the fuck out of the catholic church pretty early on. but i think lots of my silly beliefs stemmed from that.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

This will totally expose my youthfulness, but as a kid my mom used to watch a lot of that show 30-something, and I would watch with her. As a result, I thought that people having sex in offices, prob. with their boss, after work on a desk happened all the time, like nightly, and I remember driving home from dinner one night looking into the office windows. I thought it was weird I never saw anyone doing it, cause I thought they must be constantly.

― scout (scout), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i had the vague idea when i was very young that it was something quite technical you did ONLY for reproduction purposes - maybe in a hospital or something.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Strange ideas you had about sex when you were young

do a Cntrl-F for "rice pudding"

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

a-ha, i thought i saw this thread once.

― scout (scout), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 10:59 (twenty-one years ago)

what's this about rice pudding, though?

― scout (scout), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

click on the blue writing!

TOMBOT's post about tit-fucking is pretty true, too.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

nono, i got how to do that part where you click on the link... i guess you have to read the entire thread before they send you the pudding, huh?

― scout (scout), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought there was no penetration and that men and womens' bits fitted together in some kind of stickle bricks way an dthen no one moved.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

damn, i want to revive that thread. also, what's up with dudes not liking t-f-ng?

― scout (scout), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Scout, when you get to the thread, hold down your Ctrl button and press F. Then type in rice pudding. Hey presto, no need to read the whole thread (technique also useful for searching for yourself on threads such as Which ILXor do you fancy most ect.)

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

That thread was started exactly one year ago. ooooooh....

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX is kinda sex-obsessed today

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought that the vadge was kinda up a bit (behind the pubes on the 'stomach side') thereby facilitating the perpendicular penetration of the penis which would stick sraight out. As a result of this I also assumed the woman opening her legs wouldn't make much difference as far as the 'fitting' goes.

This sure would make sex standing up much easier if it were true...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

*Makes mental note to revive this thread at an inopportune moment in 12 months time*

-- Matt DC (runmd...), October 27th, 2003 4:15 PM.

OMG!!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure I'll be all over the thread "which person who's been reading the board for 2 years but only just started posting so you don't actually know them do you fancy most?"... now just to make certain...

― scout (scout), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa... almost exactly one year... I'm clairvoyent.

― scout (scout), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm clare grogan

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

What Rob Bolton just said.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Just read the other thread - apparently Mark and TOMBOT thought the same thing I did. I guess it's logical to think the woman's 'bits' would be up on the front like ours...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

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