If you had a chance to whisper anything into the ear of your presidential hopeful today, what would you say?

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Me to Kerry: "Today, in the middle of a stump speech, ask Colin Powell if he'd be willing to accept a job in your administration."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Dude, I just farted."

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Huk, you're a funny, funny guy.

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"Watch your Secret Service detail closely, 'cause they just let me get this close to you without so much as a frisk."

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

How about this "Dude, I just farted, but I'm going to blame it on Edwards...that's what he's there for, right?"
is that up to your standards?

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The first one was actually funnier, and Michael White's was funnier than that one was.

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, rats.

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"Rolling blackouts! Remind them about the rolling blackouts!"

― briania (briania), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oh girl, I've been so lonely every since you left. I've been crying myself to sleep because I miss your tender touch. And girl, if you come back to me, I promise I will give you the love that you deserve. Because truly, this is a love that will stand the test of time."

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Dan Perry '08"

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

"Teach me some of that bow and arrow shit!"

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"Nears! Nears! You're standing in horse nears!"

― andy, Tuesday, 26 October 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Dan Perry '08"
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), October 26th, 2004.

The man who would be both Pope AND President!

― briania (briania), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"Perry looks to lock down the caesaropapist vote in 2008."

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Truly I am a candidate of the people.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 26 October 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

To Kerry: "It could be to your political advantage to attend a NASCAR race this weekend."

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

To Kerry: "Sir, it's about time you just came out and said to the voters, "Look, it's either me or the dumbass. Wake the fuck up, people."

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

That'd be one for noon on Election Day.

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

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