Defend the Indefensible: "I Didn't Come Here to Make Friends!!! I CAME HERE TO WIN!!!"

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One day I hope a reality show contestant gets up the balls to say: "I didn't come here to make friends!! I CAME HERE FOR...DEM LIL' CRABCAKES!!! [To Camera] MMM....TASTY!!!!!!"

― Joe (Joe), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

AND I WOULD SURELY PURCHASE THAT ITEM FOR 100 AMERICAN CENTS!

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

ELLIOTT SMITH NEW CD---

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

one of my favorite running jokes/non sequiturs comes from having the tv switched to a random made-for-cable crime movie late at night and not paying attention until a character suddenly blurts out "i didn't come to paraguay to kill people... i came on a MISSION!!!"

a fellow ilxor can back me up on this.

― motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

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