What's your fave adult mag then?

I still have fond memories of the Fiestas and Mayfairs of my youth. Nowadays its all about DVD photosets are avaiable free on the web so why pay for anything that aint jiggeling?

If the name's alliterative and the subject's the objectification of women....

ah fuck it.

Depends if those being objectified want to go with it or not. Do you objectify someone in a short skirt walking down the street? I think you do baby.

baby?

[Verse 1]
You and me, we have an opportunity
And we could make it something really cool
But you, you think I'm not that kind of girl
I'm here to tell you baby, I know how to rock your world

[Bridge]

Don't think that I'm not strong
I'm the one to take you on
Don't underestimate me boy
I'll make you sorry you were born
You don't know me
The way you really should
You sure misunderstood

[Chorus]

Dont' call me baby
You got some nerve, and baby that'll never do
You know I don't belong t o you
It's time you knew I'm not your baby
I belong to me, so
Don't call me baby

[Verse 2]

Behind my smile is my IQ
I must admit, this does not sit, with the likes of you
You're really sweet
Mmm, you're really nice
But didn't mama ever tell you not to play with fire?

Road & Track

History Today

jaymc i kiss you

National Geographic, for the indigeneous boobs

I myself am very partial to Hamburger Eyes.

I only read the New Yorker for the cartoons, honest.

Come on lads, I'm talking about the good stuff - MEN ONLY, FIESTA, WHITEHOUSE, VOLUPTOUS VIXENS, JUBBLIES, SHAVEN RAVENS, BOOBS MONTHLY... that sorta thing. And for the ladies there's HUNKS AND OILED or whatever.

fine, fuck it....HUSTLER

Is Razzle still around? That's pretty funny I guess. Like The Beano, but with tits.

What Stereo?

I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing bear
Outrageous alarming courageous charming
Oh who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It's just amazing how fair people can be

Seen at the nicest places where well fed faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing bear
They'll love us, won't they?
They feed us, don't they?
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It's just amazing how fair people can be

Who needs money when you're funny?
The big attraction everywhere
Will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear
It's Simon Smith and the amazing dancing bear