Skull and Bones conspiracists

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My very best friend is one -- convinced that the Yalies have the presidential election in the bag no matter what the outcome, so why vote at all? That this same shadowy group of illuminati staged the Oklahoma City bombing and the 9-11 attacks in order to consolidate their economic interests and ultimately establish the police state that will be the New World Order. Etc., etc.

Once my bullshit detector goes off this resoundingly, I have little patience for or interest in rebuttal, but what does ILX think about these types of claims?

briania (briania), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be better if he thought the world was secretly run by pirates.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

You'd be surprised.

Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Pirates named Pegleg.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Pirates are REAL. So is Skull & Bones.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Bow down before your pirate overlord:

http://www.spongezone.net/patchybio.jpg

Huk-L, Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

D'oh! Pirates are REAL. So is Skull & Bones.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

The New Worrrrrld Orrrrrder.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

That photo: Johnny Damon was traded to the Pirates?!?!

briania (briania), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I liked this part, nick:

What do you think?
How can these pirates be stopped? Are real pirates a greater threat than software pirates?

briania (briania), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

T/S: A big boat full of Somali pirates vs. Soulseek.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

What variety of music are the Somalis offering?

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Sea shantys. Somali style.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Which are available free on many Pirate-to-Pirate sharing networks.

briania (briania), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

To come to a fair and balanced decision, you might want to consider the quality of Soulseek's raping and pillaging.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

and rum guzzling.

Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

From what I've heard so far it sounds like a toss-up.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeez, ya can't discuss a serious issue around here anymore, like the fact that my buddy has STUMBLED upon the SHOCKING, ARCANE, HIDDEN TRUTH that the nation is RULED by a cabal of white males from privileged backgrounds who attended elite educational institutions! CAN'T YOU SEE??????????

briania (briania), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha "HIDDEN"! Brian I salute you.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Just tell him that conspiracy theories are a zionist plot.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

oh we already discussed this "serious"ly. 'twas a thread about it earlier this year when this fact was first raised.

Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, sorry, I'll consult the "search" feature (where all hidden truths are made known).

briania (briania), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Brian, didn't you start the racist friends thread too? GET NEW FRIENDS.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

We've been subliminally conditioned by the ruling classes to talk crap about pirates whenever someone tries to speak the truth.

Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Brian, didn't you start the racist friends thread too? GET NEW FRIENDS.
-- n/a (nu...), October 28th, 2004.

1. I live in Iowa.
2. Why message boards > IRL, take #487.

briania (briania), Thursday, 28 October 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

five years pass...

Ain't no party like a Skull And Bones party

The Facebook privacy snafu really is the gift that keeps on giving (if you're a gossip blog). Here are the elect to Yale's Skull & Bones secretest society partying on their private island (we think) near the Canadian border.

Last night we got to see a video of their "tomb" on High Street in New Haven. But that isn't their only secret lair.

Haruko Castro is a 2008 Yale graduate who was named by both the Yale Rumpus and an anonymous IvyGate commenter as a member of Skull & Bones. One of her Facebook photo albums, that was made public because of the social networking site's new "open" policy shows her and several people who were listed by Rumpus and IvyGate's as the Skull & Bones '08 class. In the album, they appear to take a ferry ride somewhere and then hang out in a wood-paneled bungalow with skull and crossbones and animal heads covering the walls. That sounds a lot like the Skull & Bones compound on Deer Island.

Deer Island is a forty-acre retreat on the St. Lawrence River in upstate New York that was reportedly given to Skull & Bones "at some date prior to 1949." According to a report in The Atlantic, the Island was once a well-appointed facility complete with "tennis courts," "softball fields," and "catered elegant meals." These days and sources told The Atlantic that Deer Island is "just a bunch of burned-out stone buildings" and "a dump." In spite of the supposedly Spartan conditions on the island, new Skull & Bones inductees reportedly still visit the Deer Island each year.

Apart from the various Skull & Bones regalia lining the walls of the cabin, there isn't much in Castro's photos that you wouldn't encounter at a typical college house party. The alleged Skull & Bones members appear in the pictures along with discarded cans of Keystone Light, liquor bottles, and a copy of michael Chabon's The Yiddish Policeman's Union.

The most interesting thing about these pictures is that they depict a group that looks entirely like ordinary college kids. Skull & Bones is often described as an elite, exclusive group of old white men who meet together to plot world domination. In truth, the society went co-ed in 1992 and, if these pictures are the real deal, the modern Bonesmen seem to be a reasonably multicultural crew whose main aim is getting wasted and dancing their pants off.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 14 December 2009 23:10 (sixteen years ago)

main aim is getting wasted and dancing their pants off

That's the main (sometimes only) aim of all so called "secret" societies IMO.

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

Trust me, the Royal Family is just an excuse to wear weird clobber and get pissed up...

HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 00:04 (sixteen years ago)

I don't even know why secret societies even bother anymore - the Rumpus just publishes their member list every year anyway

囧 (dyao), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)


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