While at work today I said:

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I wait tables and I was at a table of oldsters in a reasonably swanky joint. The first four people all ordered salmon and then the fifth ordered a burger and without thinking I said, "Man, you just screwed up the rotation". The guy asked if I was talking about baseball (I was actually more like talking about BASE) and I managed to play it off.

What's the dumbest thing you've said at work that you were able to get away with?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 October 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"i love you inna face"

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Saturday, 30 October 2004 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Do accidentally dumb statements count? One time one of my students was telling me about this really overbearing customer at her store, and I said "Yeah, she's really pushy." But because "si" and "shi" are indistinguishable in Japanese, everyone around me thought I said "Yeah, she's really a pussy" and totally lost it.

― Laura E (laurae55), Sunday, 31 October 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM MOMUSFOR HALLOWEEN

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

*throws money in dude's face*

"Get out of my office."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 31 October 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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