he has tremendously sexy whores in his video

Are you sure an old flame hasn't put a video out on the net somewhere? ;-)

Gareth,

Searching for sex on your website, I came across something even more disgusting. You DISSED Wandsworth. WTF? Wandsworth is partly lovely! I won't stand for it, I won't!

Whilst I really don't want a stats counter for my site, I'd be interested in a referrals log. I keep seeing all the proper (ha) bloggists (r*ckists) talking about how people found their site but have no idea how they do it. Could you explain - either here or mail if you wanna keep dork stuff off forum? (However I think only three people evah look at my blog, chiz).

Oh, Gareth, it's because you are sex incarnate. Or at least, your hair is. Perhaps your hair has taken on a life of its own and is trolling chatrooms, and all your hair's stalkers are now trying to find you.

Now Gareth, tempting me with a subject line like that, how could you.

Hrmph fine I'll ask someone else in future FLOUNCE ect.

Sarah, if you stopped flouncing and started self-promoting (heya, Jess), then you'd have more visitors, and probably more Gareth-like silliness.

Most of us "professional" bloggers have access to visitor statistics (either via our webhost, or through another party, like Sitemeter.com) that allow us to see the type of depravity that draws Googling folks to our websites. Yesterday, for instance, I rec'd 4 viewers looking for "tara ried nude" (again), and one intrepid fellow searching for "mya bending over pics".

Of course, to be found by Google (& other search engines), you have to tell Google you exist. There's information on the main page for submitting your site (if you're so inclined).

i did e-mail you with the sitemeter stuff yesterday Sarah, but the mail was returned, address unreachable.

on closer inspection i see that someone else was searching for "sex with girls in wandsworth", but i don't care about that, what i want to know is, who is searching for sex and me. i have to know!!!

This is such an obvious set-up that I'm not going to dignify it with a response.

D'oh!

(It wasn't me, I swear it.)

Cheers Dave, I believe Google already knows I exist. I'm not bothered about promoting the site: flouncing = too much fun but search results would be funny. I use pair.com but tbh don't know owt about referalls. It's strange my address bounced - it's my friends domain, perhaps he's let it slide which could be a hassle: I'll contact him. I'll drop you an email from my other address Gareth, if that's okay? I bet I get NO good larffs! I just lurrrrved DREWS google searches and want to play too!