Golf - Oh Ho!

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Golf! Oh ho! It's the lifeblood of life! There's nothing like relaxing "on the green" after a hard evening's top flight cabaret with my great personal chums Tarby and Lynchie and Brucie and Russ Abboty and General Pinochety, not to mention Anne Diamondy, David Bowiee, Paul McCartneye and Keith Christmase! Or indeed his royal highness of showbiz, Sean Conneryyee!

Oh ho! On the 18th hole at Weybridge! What ho! Don't mean the water hole, old chum Barrymoree! I say! Lynchie said "Tarby, you'll never sink that 18th hole in one putt." And do you know what? He didn't! Hey! Oh ho! Mother in lawe! Oh ho! Maggiee!! Golden Jubileeeyeee!

― tarbylynchierussabbooty, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

just a spot of the filthy, rich and catflap in there i suspect

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think golf is a working metaphor of aqustuion and control of property and exclusions of the working classes ,

― anthony, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is it true that the word GOLF stands for Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden? I was once told this, and it sounded a bit suspect, but I've never thought of it again, until now. Do I care enough to go to Bartleby right this second? Hmmm... I think not.

― Kim, Wednesday, 21 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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