is there more suitable term for the Japs Eye?

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i've been racking my brains. and only my brains.

― matthew james, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well Jonathon Green claims in his slang dictionary that the term was only invented in the 1990s*, so perhaps you could ask him what people called it before that. He defines it as 'the male urethal opening at the end of the penis', which perhaps you could use. But I expect you're after something snappier. In what context are you needing this synonym matthew?

*to which we all cry 'rubbish!'

― Nick, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i don't particularly need it. there was nothing on tv the other night so i just sat there staring at my cock, thinking.

― matthew james, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah yes. That can be good. You can become a real cock potato after a while.

― Nick, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

***funniest thread on ILE while I've been reading***

― Mark C, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've just checked the profanisaurus and could only find Hog's Eye as an alternative. Not a great improvement really.

― Jonnie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*sidles up*

Winkie winker?

*runs off, sniggering*

― Will, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pisshole. It does exactly what it says on the tin.

― Mark C, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

goo chute?

― chris, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

goo chute! hahahahahhahahahahahahaahhahaaaa!

― katie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Spunk spout?

― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

B-b-b-but it's chewy!

― Mark C, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

WHAT??????

― Sarah, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mark C get yrself to a doctor PRONTO!

― katie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mucktunnel.

― Trevor, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

same goes for you Trevior.

― katie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

TREVIOR!?!?! get me home someone quick.

― katie, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Katie, I'm afraid us Warwick graduates have our hearts and minds firmly entrenched in the gutter.

It has however endowed us with the ability to think up 101 eupemisms for a *gunkchucker*.

― Trevor, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm sure i remember it being the only part of the human body that doesn't have a proper medical type name, is there a doctor in the house to confirm this? where's dr sean when you need him...

― carsmilesteve, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.

― Sean, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I remember kids at school refering to this bit ov yer anatomy as "jap's eye", or "jappa" when I was in the sixth form. This was approx at the time ov thee falklands war (I forget year - 1982? 3?) bevayuse I;'ve been arguing w/ thee DJ & producer abt filter disco (lame) v epic cheeze trance(r0x0r) this evening. "Pisshole" doesn't work for me, because of expression said whilst hing over "aargh my eyes feel like two pissholes in the snow" I would personally not refer to this anatomical bit at all & wd prefer to ignore it because it is somewhat unlovely, but there y'go etc etc

― Norman Phay, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ok now, what is so *wrong* with "urethral opening"? You people are weird. You know that right? 8)

― Kim, Thursday, 22 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HOT SAUCE IN THE DICK HOLE. HOT SAUCE IN THE DICK HOLE. HOT SAUCE IN THE DICK HOLE. HOT SAUCE IN THE DICK HOLE. HOT SAUCE IN THE DICK HOLE

― Pissy Yamaguchi, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Eye of the one-eyed cat peeking in a seafood store

― maryann, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

boy you learn stuff every day.

― duane, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So what does a woman call her "urethral opening"?

― Mark C, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would have thought a woman called it a "pisser" since it does that & only that.

― Kodanshi, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

B-b-b-b-ut it CHEWY!

― Will, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

its a third eye, you silly billys

― geoff, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Third Eye is your ass hole . I call it a rabbit hole.

― anthony, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

anthony is correct, 3rd eye is bottom hole. Chaucer called it a "nether ye" which is very poetic. dunno what he called the urethral opening though.

― katie, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well no wonder us oz boys have been having difficulties of yore.

― geoff, Friday, 23 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I turn around and ILE establishes its own version of The Miller's Tale. I'm impressed.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sex ed fails miserably

― Kim, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why do I get the feeling that guy's not getting laid anytime soon, anyway?

― Nitsuh, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ha ha! imagine fitting the penis in the urethra! anyways, I call it "The Hole From Which Comes Deadly Yellow Evil and also Strange White Falcon Sap".

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Falcon Sap? You know, sometimes I do wonder how on earth you come up with these gems Mike.

― Kim, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He employs a version of the cut-up technique that involves stirring his own brain with a fork.

― Nick, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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