The Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich on eBay

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To the butter, to the grill, forever and ever, amen

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

not that the seller's feedback history could be discouraging or anything

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

It kinda looks like Myrna Loy.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I see Garbo.

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, bread contains alot of garbohydrates

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

That was awful. I hug you.

― Kenan (kenan), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm seeing lilian gish

http://silentladies.com/GishL/Gish123.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah shit, well, IT BELONGED IN A MUSEUM ANYWAY!

lawrence, you made I larf!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh WAIT!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, that category is priceless:
http://everythingelse.listings.ebay.com/Metaphysical_Psychic-Paranormal_W0QQfromZR11QQsacategoryZ19270QQsocmdZListingItemListQQsocolumnlayoutZ3QQsocustoverrideZ1

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

She said the sandwich has never sprouted a spore of mold.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

What I can't believe is that someone would make a grilled cheese sandwich with no oil or butter.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

So, the Virgin Mary kills bread mold? This is bad news for spiritual healing if it counteracts the effects of organisms that produce penicillin.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, from one of the fake auctions:
BIDDERS WITH ZERO FEEDBACK OR NEGATIVE FEEDBACK-EMAIL US FIRST BEFORE YOU BID OR YOUR BID WILL BE CANCELLED--WE LIVE IN FLORIDA AND YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT US.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

are sandwiches the new britneys chewing gum then?

― DJ Salinger (joni), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Man if that price is legit that woman is gonna get hit with one hell of a PayPal fee.

Of course it doesn't matter because the Virgin Mother is gonna strike her dead for making a profit from a vision intended only for her.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

So, the Virgin Mary kills bread mold? This is bad news for spiritual healing if it counteracts the effects of organisms that produce penicillin.
-- donut bitch (do...), November 16th, 2004.

well some people such as myself are allergic to penicillin, so maybe we're specially chosen.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Jesus H. Christ on an oyster!

― robster (robster), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"It stuck to my hand and I felt it was a message from God saying "Sell me on e-bay""

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:43 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

winning bid: US $28,000?!

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Hello+Kitty+Toast/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12itp29ub/EXP=1107452382/*-http%3A//www.subjunctive.net/images/2003/hello-kitty-toaster.jpg

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I want THAT!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

What about the Howard Stern grilled cheese?

http://i21.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/e1/b4/a7_1_b.JPG

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

You couldn't pay me to take that.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I couldn't sell it on eBay for as much as a Virgin Mary grilled cheese. Even if Stern announced it on his show, all the joke bids would render the auction useless.

― donut christ (donut), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure the Internet casino that bought the toast got much more than $28,000 worth of publicity.

― nickn (nickn), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

my wife has that Hello Kitty toaster. it smells like burnt plastic every time you use it.

― El Janko (JasonD), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

How much is the Hello Kitty toaster? I hear the toaster works for about 10 toasts, then breaks.

― donut christ (donut), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm wondering if that Hello Kitty Ferrari Testarossa is made out of the same material as the toaster...

― donut christ (donut), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"my wife has that Hello Kitty toaster. it smells like burnt plastic every time you use it."

I don't want THAT!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Hello Kitty more than I love the Virgin Mary

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 3 February 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

He's back!

― robster (robster), Friday, 10 June 2005 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

we can all do it now.

www.goldenpalace.com/ grilledcheese/index.php

― Paul Kelly (kelly), Friday, 23 September 2005 10:08 (twenty years ago)

Forget Grilled Cheesus. Get one JESUS ON A HOUSEBRICK FOR £2500!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 23 September 2005 10:13 (twenty years ago)

Or UNBELIEVEABLE CRUCIFIXION LUMP OF ROCK!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 23 September 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

Hey, tell us when someone bids/buys one!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 23 September 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)

Virgin Mary On Piece Of Gravel went for £15!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 23 September 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

Or how about Mary AND Jesus on COPPER A/C FITTING sold for $99.99

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 23 September 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

Jesus on a Penis!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 23 September 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)

"In the pictures you can see it plain as day."

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 23 September 2005 10:43 (twenty years ago)

JESUS ON WALKERS CRISPS! WIN AN IPOD!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 23 September 2005 10:46 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

I had a great greil chee last night - made with potato bread - it helps if you add spaghetti sauce in there too

― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 12:53 (fifteen years ago)

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