1000 reasons why LIFE is the best drug ever!

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1. Mikey likes it!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:44 (twenty-one years ago)

2. When I chose it, Wham! gave me a white T-shirt.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

3. When I play it with friends, we usually arrange for lesbian and gay couples to get married at the church next to the giant wheel.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

4. When I read it I am entranced by visions of 20th century photojournalism.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

5. After I ripped off all of my friends except for the gawky ugly one, it left me much more fulfilled than heroin.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

6. When I get insurance for it, I get a pretty good interest rate via two separate accounts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

7. When I hear Flipper sing about it, I think it has a pretty good chorus.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

8. But I also note that Flipper said it was cheap, but that's no bad thing depending.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

9. It makes a great triumverate with The Universe and Everything.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

10. It's mine; don't you forget!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

10. William Shatner was bold enough to tell people to get one.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Bah xpost.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

12. Without it, you don't even have the option to make stupid fucking posts called "1000 reasons why [insert drug here] is the best drug ever!"

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

13. "A buncha pretty Baptist girls raised their pretty hands, and they sang..."

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

13. When it's private, it can be discussed in a series of academic books that I always end up putting on reserve.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

GARG xpost again!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit Ned.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

14. Because it's a mood ring we're not allowed to see.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually that was 15.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

That should be 15. Ned's incessant crossposting is fucking my shit right up.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

16. She wants to lead a glamorous one, but without love it ain't much!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

17. I like how Martin's becomes MISERABLE when I xpost.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

18. Ned's incessant crossposting is fucking my shit right up.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

19. Because linking to this site in hopes that they will find and read ILX from their site logs makes me soooo happy.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

20. THE AMAZING RACE!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

20. It ain't real funky unless it's got that pop.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

OBEY MY NUMBERS YOU MINIONS.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

19. DARKBOY DARKBOY LOKIN ON ANGEL BOY IN ADOORWAY BOY YOU WAS A LIPSTICK BOY AND ON EVIL SPACEBOY I HAD HANDGUNS BOY AN OVERZEALOUS AND ON IN YOUR INNER SPACEBOY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

23. In mine, why do I smile at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

24. Because, like Gratitude, it's so appealing.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

25. Stevie Wonder wrote some grand songs in the key of it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

26. You can bring someone to it if you save them from the nothing that they've become.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

27. Because it's distinct from How To Live It.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

28. Without it no other drugs could exist.

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

29. Marc Almond wrote about his very well, even though it was tainted.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

30. RIOJA RIOJA REVEREND AL GREEN DEEP BLUE MORROCCO THE WATER ON STONE THE WATER ON CONCRETE THE WATER ON SAND THE WATER ON FIRE SMOKE THE WIND THE SOULS THE BRIGHT BOATS CALLING DAVE IN THE WATER OLD MAN EINSTIN ON TOP OF HIS HOUSE WHITE DEEP BLUE ANDALUSIA RED YELLOW RED YELLOW BLACK CAR RED WHITE BLAZE FALLS BLUE CHAIR MORROCCO HAMBURG PARIS THE PIECES OF THE PUZZLE AWAITING THE WATER ON THE DARK BOATS GLIDING THE BRIGHT BOATS GONE OUT TO SEE AND DAVE IS FLAOTING DAVE IS FLOATING AND OLD MAN EINSTIEN CRAZY IN HIS ATTIC CRAZY

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

31. http://www.lysergia.com/FeedYourHead/Life_LSDThreat_1966Mar25.jpg

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Heh. "Mind Drug."

As opposed to what? "Ass Drug?"

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

32. NEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Doobie -- please reread number 4. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

33. Preperation H

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Doobie -- please reread number 4. ;-)

Well yeah, Ned, if you're gonna get all cross-referencey too, then I can point out that number 28 is kinda what I was getting at way back at number 12.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

34. The fact that they stopped at Preperation H and didn't insist on taking it "one step further" to Preperation I.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Astonishing!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

35. Man, I don't know. Ask Kundera.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

36. La dada dada dada da

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

36. THEY'LL BE DEAD AND GONE IN TIME, BUT NOT YOU, NOT YOU, NOT YOUUUUUUU

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

38. Because I can go "doot doot" for no reason AT ALL.

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

39. Fuck yeah!

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

40. Cause it was fun while it lasted.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

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48. im afraid of the dark, especially when i'm in a park

― lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

51. I can spend all day destroying it!

― UNICRON (robster), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:14 (twenty-one years ago)

52.

LIFE!
OH LIFE!
OH LIIIIIIIIFE!
OH LIFE!

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

53. It is changing.

― H.A.D.D.A.W.A.Y (Barima), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Badly Drawn Boy has managed 2 good songs out of 50,000 (that's still in the top 1%, probably-findings purely empirical)

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

54. Everything, eventually - and in spite of setbacks and disasters so gigantic they would kill ten regular men - works out for me, though not always for others, who tend to die or disappear.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:41 (twenty-one years ago)

55. cos i've met a girl and no-one likes you

― Jemz Nezbet LOL (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

56. Lush life takes a little time.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

57. It's cheap. (granted, death is free)

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

58. Lego

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

59. and tiddies!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

60. Curiously refreshing.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

61. It's better than the electric chair or lethal injection!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

62. I'm afraid of a ghost, it's the sight I'd fear the most (ha, many x-posts, lukey!)

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

63. Because, according to Laibach, it is life.

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

64. Because it's the same thing as touching my bum.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

65. haha

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

66. I always get teary-eyed when I hear a touching story like that.

― Nemo (JND), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

67. I'd rather have a piece of toast

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

68. DONUTS

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

69. cos you can take as much as you can get

― youn, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

70. CC Deville

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

71. cynicism

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

72.)
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing
Each time I find myself layin' flat on my face
I just pick myself up and get back in the race

― aimurchie, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

73.)
That thing that happened while we were all talkin'...

― aimurchie, Thursday, 25 November 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

74) It rhymes with wife, strife, rife, knife, and the Tacoma suburb Fife!

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 25 November 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

75. Because our Lord Jesus Christ suffered on the cross to ensure it would be eternal for those who take Him into their hearts.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 25 November 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

76.What better drug than one of Brian!

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 25 November 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

77. Or Pi.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 25 November 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

78. Or Riley.

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 25 November 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

79.Not only would the album EFIL4ZIGGAN not exist, but EFIL4ZIGGAN would have to be renamed SREFAWALLIN4ZIGGAN!

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 25 November 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

80.It belongs to Mark Hollis!

― donut christ (donut), Thursday, 25 November 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

81. There are big old Buddhas in the world. I'm coming back as a popular song.

― aimurchie, Thursday, 25 November 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

80. There are big old Buddhas in the world. I'm coming back as a popular song.

― aimurchie, Thursday, 25 November 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

#102973.) Sorry. Multiple posting. Too much enthusiasm.

― aimurchie, Thursday, 25 November 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

83. If God is a DJ, it's a dancefloor. And love is the rhythm. And YOU are the music.

― Downtown, Thursday, 25 November 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

84. SREFAWALLIN4ZIGGAN HOLY SHIT

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 November 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

(I'm still kind of back on 79)

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

85. Maybe I won't get fired?

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

86. Dann Coulter

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

87. O'so Krispie is in so much trouble now.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

A picture will make life complete.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

88. Life is my anti-drug.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

89. We never finished this.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

90. you can't take LSD if you're dead

― elan, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)

91. REVIVE

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

(from the latin vivire - to live)

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

92. without it I wouldn't have anything to ponder the meaning of while high on other drugs

― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

93. Probably tests positive in everybody's urine.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

94. Probably the only drug we have ever had a successful war on.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

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