I have an electric fan blowing on my desk..

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and the noise is making me feel like i am sat in an old twin engine airplane awaiting to parachute out when we arrive 'at our waypoint'.

Do i have too much time on my hands?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

When you try to stop the rotating blade with your finger or your tongue, THEN you have too much time on your hands.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

time or chopped up tongue bits

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

again i ask, can i put two fans back to back with hilarious consequences?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

aw the good thread got deleted!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i was posting...

if you get an inflatible bed you can stick the fans on the back and you have an amphibious vehicle!!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

i could pretend to be clint howards dad off Gentle Ben, solving crime along the river mersey.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I owe you a beer for mentioning Clint Howard today. He was the surprise mystery guest today.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Huzzah!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

In summer we'd have competitions to see how far away a balled up bit of paper would end up when dropped on to a fan. Definitely too much time on our hands.

― beanz (beanz), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i love my fan. i wish i still had it.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i got told off by a colleague for having it switched of for too long, tells me i was wasting energy.
he then refused to let me borrow his fine to do some 'experiments'. meanie.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

on, ffs.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

and 'fan', ffs

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00020/00020191.jpg
Clint Howard's ugly brother

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

FAN DEATH

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 05:02 (sixteen years ago)

fan death is seriously the funniest concept ever to me, i laughed for about ten minutes str8 when i first heard about it!

― "woah man, flügelhorn" (haitch), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 05:16 (sixteen years ago)

Me too, esp. this: That an electric fan chops up all the oxygen particles in the air leaving none to breathe.

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 05:17 (sixteen years ago)

That an electric fan chops up all the oxygen particles in the air leaving none to breathe. This explanation violates mass conservation and well-known properties of molecules and gases.

― "woah man, flügelhorn" (haitch), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 05:18 (sixteen years ago)

imagine if they could solve global warming by getting a fan that chopped up all the carbon dioxide!!!

― "woah man, flügelhorn" (haitch), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 05:21 (sixteen years ago)

"If a Western doctor investigated these deaths, he would say what really caused the death, and say that a fan was beside the victim."

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 05:22 (sixteen years ago)

http://askakorean.blogspot.com/2009/01/fan-death-is-real.html

― "woah man, flügelhorn" (haitch), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 05:25 (sixteen years ago)

^^compelling analysis

― "woah man, flügelhorn" (haitch), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 05:26 (sixteen years ago)

Incredible.

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 05:35 (sixteen years ago)

take sides: fans cutting up oxygen molecules vs. jarvik artificial heart cutting up red blood cells?

― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:00 (sixteen years ago)

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