George Michael stalked!!!

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For pete's sake, lady, HE'S GAY! DON'T YOU READ THE PAPERS???

LONDON (AP) -- British police were searching fo
a woman suspected of breaking into the home of pop star George Michael.

Police said this week they were called to the 41-year-old singer's house in London's tony Hampstead neighborhood on Nov. 4 after reports of a break-in. The intruder had gone by the time they arrived.

In a similar incident on Oct. 27, a 28-year-old woman was found inside the mansion in possession of a book from the house, the Metropolitan Police said.

Police said Michael "did not wish to pursue the burglary matter, but reported harassment from the same woman."

The suspect was given a warning and released, police said. She was arrested again near the house later the same day, given an official warning for harassment and released.

Former Wham! star Michael recently claimed a female fan had hidden under the floorboards of his house for four days last year.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 27 November 2004 06:55 (twenty-one years ago)

he's fuckin' hot, what are you gonna do?

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Saturday, 27 November 2004 07:07 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe she thinks that she can turn him straight?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 27 November 2004 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

he's fuckin' hot, what are you gonna do?

-- Pears can just fuck right off. (fluxion2...), November 27th, 2004.

Well, you might have someone distract him while you parachute into his lap?

Pangolino (ricki spaghetti), Saturday, 27 November 2004 09:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, I think I'm gonna move out and start squatting under celebrities floorboards, it sounds like a hoot. Could you imagine walking around and seeing an eye looking through a gap in your floorboards? Maybe George killed someone, and it's just the Tell-tale Heart getting to him...

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Saturday, 27 November 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe George killed someone, and it's just the Tell-tale Heart getting to him...

so THAT'S what happened to andrew ridgeley!

(obvious, i know, BUT IT HAD TO BE SAID)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 27 November 2004 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought this was going to be about someone stalking the fictional character from Arrested Development. Now that's funny (though more of a sick kind of funny.)

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 27 November 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Real life is funnier.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe she just wanted to
Wake him up before he go-go's?
She wasn't planning on going solo.
Just wake him up before he go-go's.
And (maybe) take him dancin'tonight.

She want to hit that HIGH!!!!!!!!!

(jitterbug)

aimurchie, Sunday, 28 November 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

singer's house in London's tony Hampstead neighborhood. Err....?

lukey (Lukey G), Monday, 29 November 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

this is bs, he just wants to get caught masturbating again.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 29 November 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Woman found in George Michael's urinal

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 November 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

On Wednesday, Arthur, Vic, Di and I happened to pass That Notorious Public Urinal on Sunset where George M. was busted and at Di's request we stopped to take pictures. George was not there, but a rambling bum that Vic woke up was.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 November 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

haha.

Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 29 November 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha Vic woke him up before he went-went!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 November 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I was so hoping Michaels was being stalked by an overzealous dude, because then I could recycle the Emo Philips line "I once had a large gay following. I had to duck and hide in a dark alley to avoid him."

donut christ (donut), Monday, 29 November 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 29 November 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

And so, the story goes that the fairies that feed the world with beautiful
things started to die one day for a lack of support from the community.

Per example, one day, the fairie that nurtured George Michael's world of
beautiful things died, and in a very bad moment, because he was driving in his car
peacefully, when suddently a man came out of nowhere and invited him to his house saying:
'HEEEEEY GEORGE. WONT YOU LIKE TO COME TO MY HOUSE, THERE'S MANY WOMEN GOING TONIGHT' and george,
being a ladies man per natura said 'YEEEEEEEAH' and when the arrived to his house and george saw
there weren't any women and he said 'DUUUUDE, WHERE'S THE WOMEN????" and the weird man told him that
they'll be there at any moment, but that first, george needed to go to bed and let the man tie him
so that the women could arrive, because these women were supposedly very shy and introverted. And sooo,
george ended up agreeing in being tied up to the bed and all of the sudden the strange men starts hitting
george very hard in the face. 4000 hours did this hell lasted for poor george!!! And he didn't wanted to
ask for help because he thought that at any moment the women would arrive.

Luckily for george, on the room next door, because it was in fact a motel and not house, where sleeping
none other than BUD SPENCER and TERRENCE HILL!!! that noticed the problems next door and they entered to
impose order and social peace! Finally the set george free and took him home and cured hiw wounds and told him
that this had happened because his fairy of good fortune had died.

Moka, Friday, 10 October 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago)


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