Rate your spouse/life partner

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In terms of sexual performance, how does your spouse or life partner rate against your other sexual partners?

Mine was pretty good but to tell you the truth she was probably not even in the top 100.

― king sling, Saturday, 27 November 2004 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Too slow, Joe.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 November 2004 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Number one. There is a gap of several thousand miles between her and the others.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 27 November 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Number one. We've been together for six years and I still have, err, 'dreams' that involve her

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Saturday, 27 November 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

What kind of dreams, Roger?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 27 November 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

far and away #1.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 27 November 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - you KNOW what kind

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Midget dreams.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 November 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ExACTly

― Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I had an affair with a guy who liked erotic asphxysiation.
Whatever.

― aimurchie, Sunday, 28 November 2004 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Did he leave you because he felt suffocated?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 28 November 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

or because he didn't?

― It's hard to kill a horse with a flute (AaronHz), Sunday, 28 November 2004 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

he knew I had a boyfriend. And that I could kill him. I am a survivor of rape, so maybe I liked trading places.

― aimurchie, Sunday, 28 November 2004 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

My current partner is perfect. The best thing is that - before and after sex - he caresses my back. And i take good care of his feet. Loving is basic. Kiss the part you love most, and then kiss it again.

― aimurchie, Sunday, 28 November 2004 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

15 years in she still gives me the horn.

#1.

― bulbs (bulbs), Sunday, 28 November 2004 08:57 (twenty-one years ago)

15 years ago... wasn't that 1989? The... the year you left our band to have a night of pleasure with an unknown woman, and we never saw you again??

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 28 November 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

*blushes*

so: still blame me?

― bulbs (bulbs), Sunday, 28 November 2004 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I am equanimous. Serenity now.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 28 November 2004 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

she is the yoko ono of the sydney dubpunk scene.

― bulbs (bulbs), Sunday, 28 November 2004 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The exene and john of this thread...

― aimurchie, Sunday, 28 November 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

#43

― reagent major, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Somehow I think "#43" is more insulting than the original post's claim of "not in the top 100"; the first implies some kind of vaguery to it, like it's just a bit "eh", whereas the later post implies that you really thought about it for a while.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

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