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― anthonyeaston, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ooh! I'll be good at THIS one! Although not very interesting, just prolific. It's good procrastination.

Five things I hate most about homework:

5) How sometimes it could be interesting if I wasn't in a rush and having lots of obligations
4) When it requires me to sing in front of my family, oh, please, no
3) The utter dullness of reading in the textbook about Civil War battles
2) The utter repetitive dullness of writing notes on Civil War battles
1) The absolute frustration of sitting through class the next day listening to a lecture on THE THINGS I JUST WROTE

― Maria, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Five Things People Say Guaranteed to Annoy Ned at His Library Job:

1. "I didn't know the policy. Can't you just waive the fine?" 2. "I need this put on Reserves immediately." 3. "I'm just going to photocopy it for a second!" 4. "I can't find a sub." 5. "I'm not paying this bill!"

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bottom 5 Aspects of Being Human:

5) Most people have superiority complexes about technology and reason and such
4) Others are rarely taken seriously - "environmental nuts" &c
3) Wants and moralities get in the way of enjoying everything
2) Religious conversion is too overemphasized, which drives people away from it
1) Sleep is not optional

― Maria, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

worst five things i did at work today. 1) watched a Crowded House Live video. 2) watched the Lion King. 3) listened to a bunch of 11 year olds playing "glycerine" by bush. 4) listened to the junior orchestra playing "snoopy's christmas" 5) dribbled my cup of tea on my dress.

― di, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

top five foolish ideas of insurance claim filers 1 "Can I get insurance after my phone was damaged?" 2 "No, I didn't read the policy before I agreed to it" 3 " Can you bend the rules for me? " 4 " I shoudlnt have to pay a deductable!" 5 " I feel moist!"

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bottom five movies in which Bolo Yeung plays an evil character named Chong:

1. Tiger Claws II
2. Tiger Claws
3. Bloodfight
4. Bloodsport

Shit, I guess there's only 4.

― Kris, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

bottom five topics of conversation from my boss, that she interrupts me doing anything productive to witter on about: 1) we have sold more copies of Des O COnnor than we have Spiritualized; 2) the squirrels living in her roof; 3) the colour of the pheasants in Kew Gardens; 4) her 'hilarious' mispronounciation of one of our rep's names; 5) the amazing fact that people are still buying "Gone IN 60 Seconds"

i often feel under stress and put upon at work.

― katie, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Worst Five Months of any Year:

1. July
2. March
3. June
4. May
5. August

― james, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Worst 5 ideas actually submitted for a children's tv series:

5) I Hate You 4) Down The Pub 3) Meatballs! 2) Little Wads (chewed chewing gum comes to life) 1) Chippy McChip and his Adventures in the Deep Fat Fryer

― Mark C, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Five Worst Things About My Colleague:

5. Crawls to Boss when he's there, slags him off when he's not.

4. Loud incessant prattle about nothing and total pig-ignorance of subject.

3. Office golf.

2. Habit of asking "Is she attractive?" every time new female staffer or client appears.

1. Car obsession culminating in purchase of personalised numberplate.

― Tom, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Worst 5 Things about University. 1. Those annoying lectures which break up my day, particularly "Cultural and Historical Perspectives"-Basically watching crap videos about the famine and the first tv station in Ireland. 2. The Pool tables in the bar which are occupied all day by the same few losers who refuse to leave them. Of course you could try and beat them and win the table but they tend to be lounge lizard types and also you'd have to talk to them then. 3. The Jukebox in the bar. I need not say more. 4. The Fosters in the bar which is 2.20 for a pint therefore it is morally wrong not to buy it and a waste of money cos everything else is 2.65. But it's so erratic, some days it's lovely, often it's far from lovely. 5. The Fridays. There seem to be a majority of people from outside Dublin in DCU. This means they all go home on thursday night leaving the bar and the campus dead and boring every Friday. Last Friday me and a friend were the only ones there. Sorry state of affairs really.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark C, none of them quite compete with the insanity of The Lampies, which is a real show and appears to be about a bunch of friendly talking streetlamps with faces (I haven't seen it, just a picture in Music Week (what was it doing there? friendly talking streetlamps with a pop record out? Stop this madness)).

― Graham, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

5 unpleasant surprises that food might have in store for you in the everyday run of things:

5 jacket potato damp and slightly undercooked 4 milk curdles in tea 3 egg shreds and separates when you try to poach it just in water 2 large mushy bad bit in apple 1 whole chilli disguised as a green bean in your dhansak.

― Ellie, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Little Wads (chewed chewing gum comes to life)

Mark, this is so obviously a brilliant idea and I can't believe you passed it up. No wonder you got sacked.

― Nick, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Isn't that an Air video?

― Graham, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

jesus christ mark, lest we forget lidsville, LIDSVILLE! a show about walking talking hats forchrissakes! chippy could have been huge! get me the kroftts on the phone right now!

― jess, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark C, you *are* the man at Decca who turned down The Beatles.

― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmm. Graham, for what it's worth I personally rejected The Lampies on two occasions, but the producer then started shagging the commissioning editor of animation at the BBC. My company then decided that politically, it would be best to take it on, so we financed it and we now distribute it. Oh, the shame. Still, having already turned down the Beatles, perhaps this counts as me turning down The Lighthouse Family as well. Does that make things better?

― Mark C, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I will attempt 5 things which anger me. Lacking a proper temper may make this hard. Also, I cannot do proper spacing. 1. Buses that don't come for hours when it is cold and I have bags of Tesco and don't they know I've had a hard day and why is it always my bus that comes last leaving me lonely at the bus stop? and then there are 2 there, when they shouldn't be. 2.That customer at work who repeatedly says 'thankyou', often unprompted. I would complain if she didn't say thank you, but to say it over and over? Really pisses me off. 3. That the Krays and other murderers are now lovable rogues 4.People who stare at me on public transport and read over my shoulder 5. PEOPLE WHO GET IN MY WAY, ie, stand in front of tube doors leaving me to barge through them and then look offended. cunts.

― alix, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Alix -- those 5 will do for me too. those bastards on tube that get on before you get off -- utter fuXoRs.

― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Same scenario happens with the buses here. Is it that hard to move to the back?

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five years pass...

5) broken furniture
4) Windows Vista
3) cat hair
2) Cingular
1) the CTA

― kenan, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

on the upside, kitty is chasing her tail. That's pretty awes.

― kenan, Friday, 2 March 2007 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

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