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― anthony, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you are even slightly hungover/queasy/ill/whatever DO NOT FOLLOW THE LINK. I did, and I'm now on the verge of chucking.

― RickyT, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

NB It's a detailed explanation of how to clean horse penis, for fools like me who ignore cutet RickyT's warning and decide a quick look won't do any harm.

― Graham, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(and I apologise for kicking this to the top of new answers)

― Graham, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've heard about smegma problems before, but...

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i like that the plural of horse penis = horse penis, almong the cognoscenti

― mark s, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Once again you have hit the mark Anthony, providing the answer to a question that I am sure was on ILE's collective mind...

― Menelaus Darcy, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't get that thing about the 'bean' out of my head now. You'll pay for this Easton.

― RickyT, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Urgh. My dad used to look after horses (the My Dad eqivalent of running away to join the circus, which traumatised me 'cos was not allowed to ride for medical reasons) and we used to go visit him at this farm where he looked after Saddlebreds. When you are six you *do not* need to see fully extended horse penis, pissing.

Well, unless your name is Geoff.

*ducks*

Pigs' bollocks are even MORE WEIRD. They're huge.

― suzy, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The pigs you've seen just aint gettin some.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ronan, it was just so gross. Went to Minnesota State Fair with my friend Chris, who did 4H in the summers when she was younger (and as a teen PUNK, was forced to wear mohican flat under scarf to participate) and after the pig barn and the *corn dog* I had to eat immediately after the pig barn, we stumbled upon the 4H building, all whitewashed and so pristine. We entered the building to find something even worse than horse dick and pigs' nuts: the 'catwalk' section of the 4H Fashion Show. Cue mingers on parade in JC Penney's dresses chosen for how 'appropriate' they were (Chris: 'When I did this they said the British Vogue subscription I had was CHEATING'). We needed drinks FAST.

― suzy, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

4H?

― RickyT, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's an American high school club for future farmers. Kids raise livestock and then sell them at livestock shows and the like. I was substitute teacher once for a livestock/farming teacher. I showed a video on how to butcher and dress a hog and some little 4H princess refused to watch. She said all she did was raise and sell the animals, she didn't need to know what happened to them after that. I tried to convince her that she had misplaced her integrity but it's hard arguing with rural high schoolers once they learn you're vegetarian.

― Samantha, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i wanna know the search that pulled this one in for anthony...prick is making a late run for best filth.

― geoff, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is anthony's nickname now 'prick'?

― Nick, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the 'catwalk' section of the 4H Fashion Show

Heh, I went to one county fair that had a sheep fashion show. The sheep and their young owners paraded around in matching costumes. My mother's comment: "It's like a Diane Arbus photo come to life!"

― rosemary, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well i am hung like a horse and although i am cut cleanign can be dificult.

― anthonyeaston, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://www.dismembermentplan.com/plansplash.jpg

― Do You Mind?, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jess, what is that? no normal horse could fit in a bathtub.

I think Hank's ex-wife used to mastrubate horses. or maybe that was her sister. . .

― Samantha, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's this pony. A baby, maybe.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Holy shit. I'm blind.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

more people need to see this photo.

― jess, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you know, i just read the whole of the link finally and i'm rethinking this.

― jess, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Holy god would I like to see the referral log for that page.

― Nitsuh, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What the...so why did the picture get changed?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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