maybe life is just a dick joke

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d0rkb0t: i want to go around l.a. and write messages in sharpie marker in random places
AaronHzILX: things like "a flute with no holes is the most difficult to blow"
d0rkb0t: haha
1:15 AM
d0rkb0t: did you jus tmake that up
AaronHzILX: no its a zen koan
AaronHzILX: hahaah
AaronHzILX: sounds like a dick joke to me though
AaronHzILX: i think all zen koans are secretly dick jokes
d0rkb0t: yea really
AaronHzILX: that would make sense
d0rkb0t: hahaha
d0rkb0t: maybe life is just a dick joke
AaronHzILX was enlightened

discuss.

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Thursday, 20 January 2005 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

in the UK we call them 'nob gags' you know

― Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 20 January 2005 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Thursday, 20 January 2005 10:29 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha awesome!

also.. eve gave bad head.

discuss.

― tzatziki n pita (steph jam), Thursday, 20 January 2005 10:32 (twenty-one years ago)

AaronHzILX: the creation of life sure is
d0rkb0t: when i was really young and i was first told the adam and eve story, i thought to myself: man, yea right. that sounds like bullshit to me. (but maybe without the word bullshit cuz i probably didn't cuss yet)
AaronHzILX: the snake = a penis
AaronHzILX: the apple = the penis head
AaronHzILX: taste the fruit baby
AaronHzILX: ye wont surely die

― tzatziki n pita (steph jam), Thursday, 20 January 2005 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

stevem a dick joke does NOT mean choking on an oversized penis during fellatio

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 20 January 2005 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

A Cup of Tea
Nan-in, a Japanese master during the Meiji era (1868-1912), received a university professor who came to inquire about Zen.
Nan-in served tea. He poured his visitor's cup full, and then kept on pouring.
The professor watched the overflow until he no longer could restrain himself. "It is overfull. No more will go in!"
"Like this cup," Nan-in said, "you are full of your own opinions and speculations. How can I show you Zen unless you first empty your cup?"

You all might be onto something.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 20 January 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Well they're definitely on something.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 January 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

life is an exquisite dick joke.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 20 January 2005 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Exquisite dick or exquisite joke?

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 20 January 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

No no, the "exquisite dick joke" is a classic surrealist game. One person writes something about his penis, then folds the page, and then the next person writes something about his penis, and so on around the room. You'd be amazed how many Great White songs were written this way.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 20 January 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE

― the first church of latebloomer, friend of plebians and santa (reformed) (latebl, Thursday, 20 January 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Q: What's long and hard and full of seamen?

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Friday, 21 January 2005 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

a saw shark

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 21 January 2005 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

six years pass...

maybe

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

AaronHzILX: i think all zen koans are secretly dick jokes

...what is the sound of one hand clapping?

― rolling in the derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

an unposted blink 182 youtube?

― sarahel, Monday, 12 September 2011 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

if a blink 183 youtube link goes unposted, does it make anyone miss u

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

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