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2. Skeet
Forget what you've heard and who you've heard it from. Let me give you a complete etymology. Simply put, skeet is another word for squirt. That's the essence. Yes, it can refer to male ejaculate as a noun or more commonly, a verb. But when I was a kid, we used it interchangably with squirt. It was just one of those words that black kids in the South used. It most likely evolved in the same way that some people say skreet for street, or scrong for strong, or 'scurze me for excuse me. All of these words have triple consonant sounds, including squirt (the S sound + the K sound + the W sound), and some people have difficulty with those. So squirt morphed into skeet for those who couldn't say the word correctly. The word has now come into the mainstream thanks to Lil' John & The Eastside Boys and the Ying Yang Twins big hit, "Get Low." You can also hear it in Kilo Ali's "Love In Ya' Mouth," and in "Bang Bang Bang, Skeet Skeet Skeet" by DJ Funk, where the meaning of the word skeet is obvious because we know what "bang" means. However, it was FIRST used in song by George Clinton. The lines, "to the windows, to the walls..." etc, came from Clinton. I don't know whether it was Parliament or Funkadelic, and I don't know the name of the song it was first used in. It may not come from a recorded song, and has maybe just been a part of his live shows. Whatever the case, the chorus of "Get Low" is borrowed from P-Funk, and the "to the windows, to the walls" chant has been around for a long time. Black fraternities used to (and probably still do) chant it while stepping, long before "Get Low." So skeet means squirt...whether it's semen, the action of a water gun, or squirting water out of your mouth from in between your teeth. And that last example is how I remember it used most, referring to that specific action.

Don't skeet kool-aid on your lil' sister!