shiy my parents are going to be done in like 30 secs

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i haven taken lots of booze xanax m3ff and others i've forgotten already tonight. but she will be clueless. i am am aster at this stuff. its a joke. it's almost UNFAIR.

i realized i rpromised not do this just like 6 hrs ago but i havne't made fun of anyone so it's all good. right?

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

done fucking?

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Saturday, 22 January 2005 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

uh down.

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

down. stairs. they wil supstec nothign thoguh. cautally tomorrow is statuday therefore htey might all sleel till liek 10 anyway cept my mom who is awlwasy up at like 6 but shes gereanlyl cool. its'' all good.

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

john i'm going to tell you something that might suprise you.

OH THEY KNOW.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i am cmpletely 2 psychotic for them 2 knwo dude.

they ask 2night why i wz up all ngit and isa...."too many sodies" dumb mistake. "ah don't make it again k serves u right"

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

No, John

THEY KNOW

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

eh did that really happen...?? or is tha speculation...shit.

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

hari dude niec try but the mevv has completely worn off. i knwo feel nothing btu xanax and alcohol and generally mellowness. i mgiht eat some weed late but i heard ou can' do that. or dod i brew week tea earlier now i can't remember..

anyway ia mnot a hippie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

you don't understand.

THEY KNOW

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought the thread title was a mis-spelling of "gone in like 30 seconds", like they were going to go out and steal like a load of ferraris and lambhorginis or something.

x-post. hari=oth. they know.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

otm, i mean.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

my mom ashekd me if i was on drugz and i told her she was imagininig things....i think that was a dream tho.

these are all going to get moved as HOT PICE OF ASSFLESH ANDREW WAKS UP

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"Gone In Like 30 Seconds"

Teen comedy hijack hijinks in which Vin Diesel has only 30 seconds to ask a girl to the prom.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

lamborghini.

you are a terrible influence on my spelling john.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 22 January 2005 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought this was a Countdown To Divorce thread

― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Saturday, 22 January 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I was thinking "done" as in assassinated by the mob or something!

― Patrick Allan (adr), Saturday, 22 January 2005 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

you are a terrible burden on your parents, john.

― g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 22 January 2005 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

but I just want a Pepsi!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 22 January 2005 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

ripper is a gangster!!!

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Saturday, 22 January 2005 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN FOR REAL GET SOME HELP.

Or help may be forced upon you.

Also, no more starting threads about wasted escapades. If you feel the need to vent, revive one of the others you've made.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 22 January 2005 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

wow
I can't even begin to be as annoying as John here.
I should just hang up my trolling hat for good. I've been beaten.

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

where have you been trolling?

― :| (....), Saturday, 22 January 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i was lying abt the weed i don't have any. i literally have no drugs otter dan alcohol around. oh except xanax but i dn't consider that a "Drug" per se.

teeny all the others i made are on the aja/dante board.

― johnd, Saturday, 22 January 2005 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

You started a dozen of them this morning alone, you ridiculous twat.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 22 January 2005 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

dude that is total bullshit, i started one abt the Fear and one about poncey brit fags.

― johnd, Saturday, 22 January 2005 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean the writing is on the wall here.

― johnd, Saturday, 22 January 2005 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

John, you realize you're going to be found dead & bloated in the basement one of these days, right?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 22 January 2005 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

bloated???

― johnd, Saturday, 22 January 2005 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

corpses sometimes bloat as they begin to decompose
it's about the post-mortem gassiness

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

well yeah i know that but there isn't much room for me to bloat see.

also i am gone in a month and i really am out of drugs now seriously so there is little chance of this. so i can be found dead and /:'bloated';\ elsewhere.

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

are you insecure about gaining weight?
it's ok!
there are support groups!
jenny craig loves you!

― MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

actually there is also a much simpler solution but it is illegal and many ppl who use it are stupid. it is called richard simmons.

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

John, Matt deleted seventeen of your damn "hi everybody I'm wasted" threads today, and that wasn't even all of them. I don't know if you're genuinely not paying attention to what you're doing or if you still think the "who, me?" crap is funny, but either way, take your Very Special Episode somewhere else.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 22 January 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

John, the only way your parents don't know about your PROBLEMS is if they don't care whether you live or die in the next ten seconds. THEY KNOW.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 22 January 2005 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i um have no memmory of any of them and in fact i'm quite certain that someone hacked by box and posted them as a parody. either that, or i posted them as a parody. right. won't happen again, though.

i don't think "i" said anything evil tho so that's a plus.

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 22 January 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 22 January 2005 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://amysrobot.com/files/pynchon/pynchon_simpsons_01.jpg

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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