C/D: Pretending to be asleep, so someone will be more attracted to you

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works surprisingly well. makes the girls go all motherly.

― :| (....), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

one time this friend of mine had a girl fall asleep in his lap. he woke up with drool on his crotch. he was totally more attracted to him

― Hella Fitzgerald (JasonD), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

this is guaranteed to work a lot better than being aloof.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

It seems classic when people think you are asleep and start talking about how absolutely beautiful and sexy you are and how they think they have fallen in love with you even though they only met you a couple of hours earlier, especially if you're a narcissist and thrive on this kind of attention.

It's not so classic a couple of months down the track when they are throwing bricks through your window and it turns out they are obsessive freaks with no impulse control.

― estela (estela), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i want to be the one to stay awake.

― youn, Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

the thread title made me laugh. thank you, :|.

― youn, Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

c: people who fall asleep with their glasses on.

― youn, Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm tired.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I prefer to pretend to be a loon.

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 23 January 2005 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

It's dud if the other people know your father and you have to lie there with your eyes closed listening to them laugh about how your jaw slackens in sleep the same way that his does, knowing your plan to become more attractive to them has been a fizzer.

― estela (estela), Sunday, 23 January 2005 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I dated a narcoleptic for about a year.
She was diagnosed after we broke up.
She would get these MASSIVE headaches and would have to nap or start screaming.
It was kinda scary.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

*cute yawn*

― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

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