C/D: Pretending to pee blood, so someone will be more attracted to you

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oh bloody hell I've gone and done it now

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 23 January 2005 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

apologies in advance

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 23 January 2005 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 23 January 2005 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I've totally had the hots for Jon ever since that thread, so classic.

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Sunday, 23 January 2005 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit, you only need to pretend??? And I went and did this for real!!!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm bnot frunk

― RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I peed blood once, inexplicably.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never pretended to pee blood to pick up someone ever.. however, I did pretend to bleed pee to get someone to be attracted me. I pretended I cut my finger with a knife and started squirting a small hidden plastic baggie of apple juice all over the floor and screamed "OH MY GOD, I LOSING PEE QUICKLY! CALL AN AMBULANCE". It didn't work.

― donut christ (donut), Sunday, 23 January 2005 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

obviously she wasn't worth it

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 23 January 2005 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I think she saw my car and already decided to pass. This was just the excuse. It happens.

― donut christ (donut), Sunday, 23 January 2005 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I peed blood once, inexplicably.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2005 1:58 AM. (jaymc) (link)

me too! and this was in my presexual era!

― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Sunday, 23 January 2005 09:32 (twenty-one years ago)

eat lots of beetroot

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Sunday, 23 January 2005 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Still more worrisome if you bleed pee.

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

What if you cum blood, like Chris Barnes?

― Aaron Hertz (AaronHz), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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