I found a quid in some sick last night

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i spent it on a jacket potato with beans and cheese on it at 2:30 in the morning from a man who may or may not have been Elvis Costello in a Chris Evans wig.

Also: Since when did quoting 'Atmosfear' (the board game) = Student behavior?

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 23 January 2005 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

RRRRRRRROLL THE DIIICE FILTHY MAGGOT

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 23 January 2005 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

So yeah, best night ever because of that quid.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 23 January 2005 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder how it got there

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 23 January 2005 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

They probably sicked it up.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 23 January 2005 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet that must have hurt

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 23 January 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, that's a whole quid. It hadn't been digested or anything.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 23 January 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe the sickee felt guilty, and placed a pound in it to pay for the street cleaning cost? It could be a new social trend.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 23 January 2005 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel bad now.

I'm pretty sure they didn't put it there so i could buy a baked potato.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 23 January 2005 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Though i guess it's a possibility we can't rule out.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 23 January 2005 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)

It all depends on whether you believe in free will or not.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 23 January 2005 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the craziest thing you've ever found in sick?

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 23 January 2005 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Bits of carrot. I've not really studied sick very often.

I've found £1.60 so far this year. A quid in the park, and 60p under a cinema seat. Should I declare this to the taxman?

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 23 January 2005 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, i'd probably keep that secret.

most i ever found was ten pounds in the street.

And in school once i found six pounds on the teachers desk. I probably shouldn't have taken that.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 23 January 2005 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I posted about this before, but I found A WHOLE CARROT in some sick at the train station at Rutherford, NJ.

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

'jacket potato'?

― maura (maura), Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

shit.

and now i commited a crime i could definately go to jail for. infact, i'm kind of what you'd call "on the run"

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is really British. Is a jacket potato a baked potato? I forget.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, it is

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

this is the thread where at least two people admit to remembering July 3 or 4 or 5 of 2003 when I ejected over half of an unchewed, undigested banana from my esophagus while trotting down the sidewalk

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

god.

i read that as 'ejaculated' three times.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never had an ejaculated potato.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i've never ejaculated on a potato as an 'emergency topping'

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

you are the art of pretend wackiness.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is really British.

Was "a quid" your first clue?

― Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"Some sick", maybe?

― Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You all disgust me.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't puke us, dude.

― Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

this is the thread where at least two people admit to remembering July 3 or 4 or 5 of 2003 when I ejected over half of an unchewed, undigested banana from my esophagus while trotting down the sidewalk

This is after you sat down on a Chinatown curb because you were too drunk to realize on what you were sitting? (Although I don't remember any banana spewage. That is probably for the best.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay so this week i found £5, but it wasn't in any sick.

I picked it up and then gave it to the guy i thought dropped it. But he just looked confused.

Then i bought a baked potato and went home.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 30 January 2005 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I found Ally C's glasses in some sick, once.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 30 January 2005 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

OH GOD, ATMOSFEAR

― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Sunday, 30 January 2005 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I WANT TO PLAY WITH THE YOUNG ONE

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 30 January 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i found a $20 note in a puddle yesterday!! it totally made my day. australian note money is plastic rather than paper so i just picked it up, dried it off on my running shorts and went to the shops.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 31 January 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I found AUD$50 once at the Albury trade fair. I was only about 7 so I thought I'd won the lotto. Probably spent it all on lollies too.

― papa november (papa november), Monday, 31 January 2005 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

our money is FABRIC

― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Monday, 31 January 2005 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mhhe.com/biosci/pae/botany/botany_map/images/cd304.gif

― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Monday, 31 January 2005 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

why is it called a cotton gin?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 31 January 2005 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

The word gin in "cotton gin" is unrelated to the drink called gin; it is related to the word engine and means "device".

So sez the Wikipedia.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 31 January 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

...and obviously not related to the derogatory term for a female indigenous australian.

― papa november (papa november), Monday, 31 January 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

short for engine, aha! how obvious is that now it's pointed out.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 31 January 2005 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

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