The thread where we talk about 'MIGHTY' farts

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when you do one that is more like a rip in time space than the leaking of rectal gas.

(nb: to those of you opening this thinking "oh great, Hari made a thread about FARTS how immature and unfunny...i PARP you. A parp in the face. You've been PARPwned)

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

there should be another " in there somewhere.

SEE IF YOU CANT GUESS WHERE

...parp.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

leaking?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

like when an album leaks onto the internet.

it's mysterious. nobody can predict it.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

AaronHzILX: does mighty mouse have mighty farts
3:30 PM
AaronHzILX: are they mightier than supermans farts
deadite alright: he has mousey farts
deadite alright: impossible to tell without a 'fart off'
AaronHzILX: superman and mighty mouse don't actually exist though
AaronHzILX: so its impossible to tell, period
AaronHzILX: this is theoretical
AaronHzILX: dumbass
Redbulldozers: do dumbass make dumbfarts?
deadite alright: i made a fart thread

― bprofane (AaronHz), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Peaches needs to fart on stage more.

― bprofane (AaronHz), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i think you left out a comma just then aaron.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

This certainly is a problem for me.

― gramps, Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

to wit:

SMELL MY GAS

― gramps, Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

thats an old smelly thread.

for discussion of farts we need a fresh thread every day.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

seventeen years pass...

"could a man fart so powerfully he would become king?"

It is not possible for a person to fart with enough power to become a king or queen. Farting, also known as flatulence, is the act of releasing gas from the digestive system through the anus. It is a normal bodily function that occurs when the body breaks down and digests food. Farts are not a source of power or influence, and there are no known cases of someone becoming a king or queen due to their ability to fart. In general, farting is not considered a desirable or impressive trait, and it is not a factor in the selection or appointment of a ruler.

― | (Latham Green), Friday, 16 December 2022 19:11 (three years ago)

FartGPT

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 16 December 2022 19:21 (three years ago)

Farts are not a source of power or influence

this is patently false

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 16 December 2022 19:57 (three years ago)

The Finnish exchange student we hosted years back used to call it (I assume translating in his head directly from the Finnish) "releasing gasses."

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 16 December 2022 20:03 (three years ago)

Reminds of that Beyonce song "release your joy"

― | (Latham Green), Sunday, 18 December 2022 17:30 (three years ago)

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