Porn doesn't really turn me on anymore...

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...or does so decreasingly during the last few years. It's just that ... you know ... when cock-in-hand-browsing I get distracted by non-pornographic links and end up all flaccidy and reading about Colin Powell or some shit. And my curiosity is becoming more anthropologic than erotic. I worry less about if THAT PARTICULAR SEX ACT will ever happen to me, and more about WHY ANYBODY WOULD WANT TO PUT THAT THERE to the point of masturbatory distraction. I want to dig .avis and .jpegs and .gifs (oh my!), but ... yeah.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 27 January 2005 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Err, I prolly shoulda put in a fake email address so I don't get googled. Fuck it. Also: HIRE ME FUTURE, GOOGLING, POTENTIAL EMPLOYEE RESEARCH FIRMS.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 27 January 2005 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

At least they know you won't get caught surfing for porn at work right?

― papa november (papa november), Thursday, 27 January 2005 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

touche!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 27 January 2005 07:16 (twenty-one years ago)

(I was going to title this thread 'Unerotic porn' but I figgered that was would inevitably end as a picture thread, and a bitterly nasty one).

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 27 January 2005 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.sussex.ac.uk/press_office/bulletin/09mar01/panto.jpg

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 27 January 2005 08:32 (twenty-one years ago)

What the hell porn sites are you visiting that link to informative articles about Colin Powell?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 27 January 2005 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, when was the last time you masturbated without porn?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 27 January 2005 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i mentioned this earlier and maybe it's creepy to give an all out recommendation, but as someone who's fairly (mind, not entirely bored with porn:

http://www.beautifulagony.com bad url. no nudity. totally fucking erotic.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 27 January 2005 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, when was the last time you masturbated without porn?

Some people need porn to masturbate???

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 27 January 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Some people need porn to masturbate???

They're called men.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 27 January 2005 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Increasingly I'm finding I need porn to wank because my imagination isn't enough.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 27 January 2005 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

So long as you don't need wank to porn.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 27 January 2005 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

try lollerbating instead?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/xpinkcandy/lolololo.gif

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 January 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i rarely if ever masturbate when i watch porn. *shrug* i don't know why... but i

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Thursday, 27 January 2005 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

If porn doesn't turn you on you should stop looking at it, dude.

― mcd (mcd), Thursday, 27 January 2005 14:36 (twenty-one years ago)

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