Things you, in retrospect, better not have said, or at least said differently.

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"Do your tits grow hair?"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

(To a girl)
"Now that you mention it, you *do* have big shoulders."

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

(Actually, both were said to the same person.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

(She's my best friend. For the time being.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"are you expecting?"

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, I've done that as well! I think I put it somewhat like "When is the baby due?", and of course, it wasn't.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

That's cold!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

the sad thing is, I did this recently.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I wasn't exactly a kid either when I said it. Which makes it all the more embarassing.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a bad idea to ask that question even if the woman is like obviously 9 months pregnant!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

the first time i met this one girl, she mentioned how she was getting married, and i asked "wow, where did you find a rabbi to perform a lesbian marriage?" and she was like "im marrying a man". oops.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

whilst drunk: i want to have sex with a lot of different women.

to my girlfriend.

her reply: i know.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Once referring to an editor's six-year-old as "he." The child was a she.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Friday, 28 January 2005 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"what's that thing on the side of your face?"

― elwisty (elwisty), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

paraphrasing...

"You look like you could be into, like, hippie rock"

"I like your hat; very Justin Timberlake" (to a girl, not that it matters, really)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost This was upon meeting her child for the first time.

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Friday, 28 January 2005 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"good thing it worked out that way, because then i was born." yeah, i got made fun of for a week.

― Maria (Maria), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I never should have said that the books that you read were all I loved you for.

― hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

a friend said in conversation last week, "so are you glad your grandparents are dead?" that was so great.

― Maria (Maria), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

at a school 'disco' once these two dancers who were a bit older than me got to choose two boys to dance with. One of them chose me. I managed to say "so do you like the DJ or do you think he's a twat like i do". Her deadpan answer was "He's my dad".

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

If your past romantic flings are any indication of what happened after that, she dated you for a year.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i never saw her again after that one dance.

i still haven't told you guys about this crazy stretch of 2 minutes last year when my (now ex) girlfriend annoyed me so much that i clotheslined a 14 year old kid, scored a scissor kick goal and then did a flip in the air - landing wrong and breaking two toes. Now consider this - i was running for the entire duration of these events (apart from a pause to get up after the scissor kick).

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Were you also being drawn by Tex Avery at the time?

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:51 (twenty-one years ago)

You are one weird guy, Hari.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

are you spiderman?

― scout (scout), Friday, 28 January 2005 06:13 (twenty-one years ago)

He is also writing this insanely early in the morning. Possibly he has MAGIC FINGERS.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 28 January 2005 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

What about when you've already made your faux pas, they correct you, everyone's embarressed, but then you compound it by pausing then saying "really?"

― Sasha (sgh), Friday, 28 January 2005 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"You know, I have the body of a regular poof."

(I was called a "regular poof" for a long time after that.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 28 January 2005 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Tuomas, I you a-gonna go to tomorrow's REM show then?"

(To be honest, I have no idea yet whether I should regret having posted the above :)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 28 January 2005 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

(...Ha-argh, I actually do - there should've been "are you" instead of "I you", damn...)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 28 January 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

One of my most classickest moments ever -- turning to my gf and saying "if you're doing this to purposely fuck with me, I'll break your face." (Note: we. were. in. bed.) Wow did I regret that one.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 28 January 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"Relax, motherfucker" .. just plain "Relax" probably would have worked better.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 28 January 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Tiit: no, I'm not (not one of my fave bands), but nothing wrong in asking.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 28 January 2005 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Her: "I hope you realize how much I hate you."
Me: "That's life".

(Note: We were both sixteen.)

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 28 January 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

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