My problem concerns my tits

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My problem concerns my tits. Not that I have a lump (praise whomever) or any medical complaint. It's my constant disappointment of hauling 38L breasts into a 42DD harness with piano wire bra straps. Imagine the grief involved in going to a leather shop and knowing the corsets and other chest decorations are meant for smaller women or for huge cups on a pencil frame. I need advice on finding a corset designer that can design for a large frame. It would be nice to get a designer who likes a large body with large breasts and who would not be afraid to mold a brassiere that could be built into (or match) a corset that could control a full bust during a rigorous spanking workout. (Nothing's worse than a jiggling bust colliding with an underarm during a paddle's down-stroke is there?) I don't have $1000 to spend and I don't want to pay good money just to have some anorexic child laugh (barely) behind my back. Under $300 would be nice but under $200 would be a miracle. (Oh yes a person who'd know a reasonable supplier of thigh-hi leather boots for large calves or thighs would be ever so neat to know.) I'm facing facts -- no matter how well I wield a flogger the ability to have supportive sturdy clothing to play in adds to MY comfort and confidence. Any advice Ladies on buying a men's suit (ready-made or tailored)?

― Andy Dancer (andydancer), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

save your pennies--you're not going to find anything both custom and quality in the $200-$300 range. Where do you live?

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder if Tuomas has any analagous troubles.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i have no idea. whatsoever.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you may be posting this on the wrong board (or this is a lark) but if you are serious I would just suggest emailing the online fetish/leather stores in your town. No mess, no public embarrassment or whatever. I'm sure that one of them can either help you or direct you to another shop that will be to or may even point out someone who makes such items freelance and might be able to work around your budgetary concerns.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah I was gonna say that $200-$300 sounds a bit light either way. I would be very shocked if you can find something decent even off the rack for that price.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

OFF THE RACK!!!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

ken loved that.

he only uses caps when he is really quite happy about something.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i loved it too.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha it was totally unintentional pun, but I am glad it brought everyone so much joy.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like you could hear him squeal with delight as he posted it.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

it's the simple things

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 28 January 2005 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

aw i love hari's attention to details

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean OMG I LOVE HARI'S ATTENTION TO DETAILS!!!!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

he is like a puppy in a crate of dog bones with just enough air to breath.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

who needs air when you're getting boned?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean boneS!!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

what are you doing bonemarrow ken?

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

oops, i mean TOMMOROW.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

for $200 I'm sure you could find a couple bantam-weight computer enthusiasts to act as a living brassiere.

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Back during that one weird OKCupid month I made the acquaintance of a girl who made her own corsets and other such items. She was, umm, not small. My advice: go on OKCupid?

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Hari, Ken and I are planning to play with balls tomorrow.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

This might concern your tits Martin but i am not bowling anymore :(. I left it too late.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

aww you should drive up.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

but it's karaoke tommorow night and i get to actually go for once.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Asshole puts puppies in dogbone crates, WTF.

― bprofane (AaronHz), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

thats one busy asshole.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

he gets around.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

you might say his bowel movement is lightning fast.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It's time I make my name known here.

― Captain GRRRios' Giggletits (Barima), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

this doesn't concern you, giggletits.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

It's all in the stones that you throw, I want you to know.

― bprofane (AaronHz), Friday, 28 January 2005 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I've dated two women who made their own corsets (both worked in the costume industry). I was shopping with one of them and saw a corset which was nowhere near as nice as hers selling for 500 dollars. I asked her why she didn't go into business selling them. Apparently the materials required for corset making (boning, leather, silk brocade, whatever) ain't cheap, and the amount of labor needed to make a really nice one justifies their price tag.

She did tell me that she made a few pieces for people she met at clubs who complimented her on her work. If you know anyone whose work you admire it might not hurt to ask them.

― Ash (ashbyman), Friday, 28 January 2005 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you offer to help her with the boning?

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 28 January 2005 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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