What should I write on the Bon Voyage/Good Luck card of a work colleague I've barely exchanged more than "good morning" with?

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You know everyone else reads what is already on there when they sign. Something out of the ordinary and whacky to make them snort.

― Captain Obvious, Friday, 28 January 2005 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"Who are you?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 January 2005 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Draw a picture of breasts and write "Miss you!" underneath it. When called on it, claim you were trying to draw glasses.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 January 2005 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

And if you add something else to that drawing, say you were adding a goatee.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 January 2005 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG DO IT DO IT DO IT

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 January 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"Nonono that's a tongue!"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 January 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"And a little button nose above it!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 January 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

(I think the moral of the story here is "do not hire Dan or Ned".)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Depends on the job.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Capital! Wasn't imagining something THAT whacky, but it's gold. The only thing is, I have to keep working there. Not that I like them all that much anyway.

― Captain Obvious, Friday, 28 January 2005 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

'Break your legs'

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Pharmaceutical co. - go for your life...

― Captain Obvious, Friday, 28 January 2005 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Write something dense and illegible and then sign off with 'Love' or 'I forgive you'.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG BRILLIANT!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Write:

"Great to hear that that cocktail has been working so well for you. Practically no one will be able to tell. All the best in rehab."

― more, Friday, 28 January 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"How come you never call or write me? What did I do? The chlamidyia was a false alarm , by the way."

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

throw it in the bin

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I've dreamed so long for this day when one of us left this fucking job and we wouldn't have to hide our love any longer. These anti-fraternizatin guidelines have been more than I can bear.

― more, Friday, 28 January 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

His wife would love that!

― Captain Obvious, Friday, 28 January 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone what you told me about the boss and _______."

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I've dreamed so long for this day when one of us left this fucking job and we wouldn't have to hide our love any longer. These anti-fraternizatin guidelines have been more than I can bear.

Wanna go to that bar with the gloryhole on Friday? Snuggles.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 28 January 2005 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

There was a guy at work who was leaving, and his girlfriend also worked the company. Her surname was Reason. I wrote on his card "See you later, J. Have a good time, within Reason!"

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 29 January 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah, 'worked *for* the company'.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 29 January 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Later dude

― Stevem On X (blueski), Saturday, 29 January 2005 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

catch ya later bill n' ted!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"I love that thing you do with your tongue, and I will miss you terribly."

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 29 January 2005 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

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