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I'm on this new computer system at work that blocks yahoo mail and gmail. It manages to let me post to ILX and it even allows popups. Is there a forwarding site that I can use that fools the blockers but still allows me access to webmail?
This is day one of nine in a row and I am bored as hell.

― Catty (Catty), Saturday, 29 January 2005 11:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Try searching for "anonymous proxy".

― tissp! (the impossible shortest specia), Saturday, 29 January 2005 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't download any software or make any internet configurations. Am I fucked?

― Catty (Catty), Saturday, 29 January 2005 12:08 (twenty-one years ago)

hasn't gmail got free forwarding at the mo? or do you not want the email to enter the works system?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Saturday, 29 January 2005 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't log on to the webpages because they've blocked internet access to them. I can load yahoo, but I can't load yahoo mail. I can't use the proxies because I can't download/install any programs and I can't change any of the settings. It's rubbish. it's like being in a rubber room.

― Catty (Catty), Saturday, 29 January 2005 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it not just like, you know, being at work? Where you are meant to do, like, work? Or am I missing something?

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 29 January 2005 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

www.proxify.com

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 29 January 2005 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I am supposed to be doing work. But there's no work to do. They're integrating software systems so the whole team is here on our weekend off sitting around doing fuckall.

― Catty (Catty), Saturday, 29 January 2005 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

shit, that must have been the one that would work, because they blocked that too. christ.

― Catty (Catty), Saturday, 29 January 2005 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Would sticking it through the pornolizer (http://www.pornolize.com/) or some kind of translation website sort it, or just make matters worse?

― Patrick Allan (adr), Saturday, 29 January 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

what the crap is a pornolizer

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Saturday, 29 January 2005 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Put Ilx thru it. I larfed.

― Frogman Henry, Saturday, 29 January 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

for example:

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― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 29 January 2005 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I do think we should rename the board to "Muffminer", tho

or even "Muffminer 2049er" for the geek crowd

oh wait! i have a new name!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 29 January 2005 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

huzzah!

― kingfish muffminer 2049er (Kingfish), Saturday, 29 January 2005 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

the funny thing about the pronoizer is that I can't really tell if you actually ran ILX through it.

i'll have to try it in two weeks, as The Man sent us home early today. But paid us anyway. And cancelled tomorrow's test. So I'm kind of Up With The Man right now but that could change.

― Catty (Catty), Sunday, 30 January 2005 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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