Secrets, gossip, and kinky thread. Don't read unless you're going to gossip. No peeking.

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Don't peek at this thread unless you're going to gossip, bitch.

So, here's some gossip. I have this roommate of 2 months. I needed someone to share rent and got him through an internet ad. Well, we don't socialize or talk much, but he has a fairly tolerable personality when he's not doing anything annoying. It's slightly annoying that he's a moderate couch potato, mildly irresponsible, not the most clean, doesn't offer to pitch in, and owes me 2 months utility bills. On the plus side, he got a job, paid the rent (though late), doesn't use substances, and doesn't have offensive body hygeine or music taste. His dog kept crapping on the rug, but is a very nice pet, and since I shut the dog in his room when he's away it's not much of a problem.

Here's the real gossip. He ordered cable internet when he moved in, to share. Except he has no computer. He borrowed a laptop and we had to switch the cable since he backed out of getting a router. Now he had to give the laptop back and started using my computer while I'm gone. I don't care much, but it's easy to see what he's using it for, looking at porn. Isn't that something a person should you know, ask for? It's funny- he has an email that is something like "xxx-oral-king-69-" and is looking at "bi masturbation clubs" and shit. Ew. Does anyone know what "BBW" stands for? I wish I didn't have to be around that. It's kind of too personal. On the other hand, I'm way more used to it than the average fool, I work in a porn store and I have a wierd fetish too. It's not that big of a deal, but he better get a computer soon.

seedy poops in the woods (Queen Electric Butt Prober BZZ), Saturday, 29 January 2005 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

big black women, i think, or maybe bi black woman

The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 29 January 2005 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"big, beautiful women" - i don't think it's race-specific.

(i'm wondering just how weird *your* weird fetish is, now)

caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 29 January 2005 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

set history to zero in prefs

Snappy (sexyDancer), Saturday, 29 January 2005 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

It's "Big Beautiful Women," yes, but I feel compelled to point out that it means REALLY big. Eww.

(thank you craigslist, forever a source of humor and knowledge)

Jessie, Saturday, 29 January 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

nevah he'rd this gossip, of.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 29 January 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)


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