Sudden, bizarre realisations

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This is the thread where you post the sudden, bizarre, random things that suddenly fall into place in your head.

I'm sat here on the internet and watching telly at the same time. I looked at the screen,* and suddenly thought: "hang on! didn't that actor use to live next door to ken c?"

* BBC2, Outlaws - comedy drama about solicitors

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 30 January 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

so i was freeclimbing mt. vesuvius, when i suddenly lost my grip. so i'm falling and falling and then i start to think: hey, haven't you been smoking peyote for the last six days? and isn't it a possibility that this is all in your head? and it turned out i was right. i've never even been to mt. vesuvius.

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 30 January 2005 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

and now i just realized that i HAVE been to mt. vesuvius, and it's actually ME that's falling, and

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 30 January 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM ALIVE AND ONE DAY I WILL BECOME DEAD.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 30 January 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Talking about bizarre coincidences, it's kinda weird that I heard this exact line about two hours ago, because the film it's from was on the telly.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 30 January 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

such a great film as well.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 30 January 2005 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 30 January 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

a movie i wished they showed on hbo all the time and then thank god they don't show all the time cuz i already get little enough done with them showing pootie tang like crazy as it is

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 30 January 2005 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

sine my piddy on the runny kine!

dammit, that movie's addictive.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Sunday, 30 January 2005 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I had the realization a few weeks ago while I was brushing my teeth that I'm turning 30 this year, which was mostly bizarre since it's not as if I didn't know this. Nor did the realization have much of an emotional impact. It just presented itself as a realization! and expected me to be impressed, which I wasn't.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 30 January 2005 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I had one of these the other day after bowling, but now I can't remember what it was. I think Ken heard me say it. Ken, what was it?

― sgs (sgs), Monday, 31 January 2005 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I realized at my birthday this year that middle-age isn't actually very far away for me. So I'd better get on that laptop drum-n-bass album I meant to put out on the Internet in '98.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

More of a bizarre coincidence than realisation I guess, but I was showing my 5 year old neice how to take photos with my digital camera (a Kodak DC4800). We were taking pics, having fun with it while Humphrey the Bear was on TV. Then I looked up at what was happening on TV.

Humphrey was posing for photos being taken by a woman holding a Kodak DC4800 camera.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 31 January 2005 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

did you look back at your niece and she was humphrey the bear and the violins started screeching like crazy?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 31 January 2005 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes and then the Bear pointed at me and said I KILL YOU WITH GUNS TRAYCE and then I woke up ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 31 January 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Me to my 4 yr old daughter: We're animals you know. Humans are animals.

Daughter: Hahah that's funny. Hey dad, look over there: two animals - talking to each other! And there's another animal - driving a car!

― thee music mole, Monday, 31 January 2005 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Alice in Wonderland: it's actually all a dream!

Through the Looking Glass: dude, wtf? Seriously, you can't write a sequel with the exact same ending! Even Sly managed to mix it up when he wrote all the Rocky and Rambo films (if only by slight degrees).

― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 31 January 2005 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

these are just people on computers

― elwisty (elwisty), Monday, 31 January 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

seven years pass...

That's not cat poop at all, I've got a hedgehog in my garden!

― StanM, Thursday, 6 September 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

congratulations, stanm

― Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 6 September 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

Thankig u - I finally know why all those smelly/noisy/grainy anti cat measures didn't seem to work.

― StanM, Thursday, 6 September 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

Suddenly realised, bizarrely, that you meant 'what I thought was cat poop in my garden is really hedgehog poop', not (as I thought) 'what I thought was a huge pile of cat poop turned out to be a hedgehog'.

― Ich fart auf der Kleineschissehaus (snoball), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

Excellent!

― StanM, Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

Rsalized today that A Night without Armor is a play on words.

― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Thursday, 6 September 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

tbh snoball I had the same thought! "oh thats not a poop - its a hedgehog!"

― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 7 September 2012 05:53 (thirteen years ago)

Also I have ZERO recollection of the story I told above about the same camera being on TV as I was using at the time, does not ring one bells.

― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 7 September 2012 05:54 (thirteen years ago)

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