A sure sign you've been playing too much "GTA: San Andreas"...

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is when you find yourself holding up a McDonalds armed with a samurai sword and a lead pipe.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2005 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

only in canada..

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 31 January 2005 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

When I go out for a spin in the real world after playing GTA for a while, my driving is ... hmm... erratic? That would probably be the best euphemism for it.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 31 January 2005 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

After I've been playing for a while, I always catch myself eyeing what places would make good sniper's nests.

― Huk-L, Monday, 31 January 2005 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I always did that.
What I have noticed lately - when I'm driving I have this attitude that pedestrians should be a lot more appreciative of the fact I'm not running them over. But that could also be caused by the fact I was in Montréal recently!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 31 January 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

Everytime I see the Golden Gate Bridge or the Capitol Records building on television, I go "C.J.!" I'm sure that it'll pass.

I found this thread through a search for "San Andreas" and was wondering why I hadn't read this before. Then I realized from the dates that this thread was started while I was on my honeymoon.

The one week that I'm not lookin' out for GTA:SA threads...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 4 June 2005 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

You would know that that robbery happened only a few blocks from where I used to live, and I went through that drive-thru the night after it happened. I love Winnipeg.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 4 June 2005 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Whenever I am a passenger in someone else's car and we pass by a motorcyclist, I've been habitually saying "Hit 'im! Hit that motherfucker and take his money!"

― The Father of Honky-Crunk (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 4 June 2005 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Seeing this thread resurrected has convinced me to finally go back and pick this up again.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 June 2005 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

The second half goes by a lot faster than the first half, once you've done the paramedic and vigilante missions. Pull a heist on a large casino? No sweat! I'VE GOT GUNS IN BOTH HANDS.

This game would've caused me to start taking helicopter-flying lessons by now were it not for Stevie Ray Vaughn.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 4 June 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

an incredibly sore thumb is usually a sure sign. run, CJ, run! oww ...

right now i'm semi-stuck/pissed off with "farewell my love". bugger.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Saturday, 4 June 2005 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

'end of the line' man thats a good mission i keep losing the stupid firetruck though, dammit

― cromgodofsteel, Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

I screwed mine up by saving it whilst I had a cheat loaded.
Whoops.

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

i used to see purple graffiti on my way to work, i was so tempted to spray over it in green.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

"High Noon" has now confounded me and my mate for two whole gaming sessions. Twice we've managed to get Polawski out of the car; but rather than running him over I decided to SMG him from close range, only for whatever fuckoff big pistol he was holding to off me after I'd unloaded about 15 rounds into his face. Grr.

Anyway, after my last ignominious failure, I got into my car and promptly tried to handbrake turn onto the Fulham Palace Road. I then drove past a David Gray concert and it's a damn shame I didn't have an Uzi with which to driveby the Hammersmith Apollo.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

"I can't feel me legs! I've wanked the use out of 'em!"

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 14:50 (twenty years ago)

**SPOILER**

Fucking 'end of the line' is the devil! Three times I've done it and twice that bitch (sorry, entering CJ mode) Sweet dies. It's enough to make a man weep. Or at least suffer a heart attack if my pulse is anything to go by!

Sign you've been playing too much: Can't talk about ANYTHING else i.e.
"Wow honey, check out my blonde cornrows."
"I'm leaving you."
"Sweet! Stamina at 100%"
"I've met someone else."
"That's nice. Shit, check out the details on the van"
"It's Michael Knight."
"That's great. Look, can you get me a cup of coffee? This part's real important!"
"He was in Knight Rider."
"RYDER! Bitch you die now"
*shoots wife in face*

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

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