Thinly-written, cliche-ridden, godawful. Saw it this weekend. Walked out halfway through. Considered asking for my money back. It made "Jerry Maguire" look like "Citizen Cane." It was almost as bad as "Love Actually."
Discuss.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 31 January 2005 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Monday, 31 January 2005 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 31 January 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 January 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 31 January 2005 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)
when hes giving that long speech about how cross-marketing is so awful, and he slips in that part about "...at least the democratic countries", i saw red. i mean, i believe wholeheartedly that democracy is the tops, but this was the most unbelievably jingoistic movie moment of 2005.
the movies philosophy is one of the most uncomfortably conservative ive ever heard. computers are bad, creative marketing is bad, cant we just make it simple and nice like the old days? young people are spirited but stupid, old people hitting young people is funny and deserved, etc etc.
and then there was the music. agh. sub pop, you are to blame for this.
― peter smith (plsmith), Monday, 31 January 2005 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Monday, 31 January 2005 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Monday, 31 January 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)
Wolf Eyes??? sounds cool
― elwisty (elwisty), Monday, 31 January 2005 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)
She wanted to walk out after fifteen minutes. I persuaded her to stick with it for a little longer. I reached my breaking point when Scarlett Johansson, explaining why she was giving up professional tennis to pursue creative writing because "I've always loved stories." Ugh. Bye. Crap!
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 31 January 2005 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)
At least you're not Ashton, though.
― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Monday, 31 January 2005 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 31 January 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Monday, 31 January 2005 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 31 January 2005 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 31 January 2005 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Monday, 31 January 2005 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― adam (adam), Monday, 31 January 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 31 January 2005 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)
Twelve bucks is sort've inudstry standard, or at least so far it has been.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 31 January 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)
-- adam (hexenductio...), January 31st, 2005.
actually i would probably not mind her in person, its more of a "i dont think shes that talented and gets too much credit from slavish drooling cult admirers".
-- latebloomer (posercore24...), January 31st, 2005.
Yeah, I don't dig the babysitter much either.
― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 31 January 2005 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 31 January 2005 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― nickn (nickn), Monday, 31 January 2005 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Monday, 31 January 2005 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 31 January 2005 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― Bizarro Living Colour (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Monday, 31 January 2005 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― Aaron A., Monday, 31 January 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)
― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Monday, 31 January 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)
i'm so glad she has other friends that go with her to movies like this so i don't have to.
― lemin (lemin), Monday, 31 January 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 31 January 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)
― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 31 January 2005 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)
Because it positively INSULTS the viewer with its bad writing and reliance on tired cliche.
its goals are simple and straightforward.
..and obvious and predictable and...again...cliched.
it's funny.
Hardly.
it's smart.
It pretends to be smart....and fails. Miserably.
dennis quaid is amazing and very funny.
Quaid is a seasoned actor doing the best he can with undercooked material.
true, the grace/johansson shit doesn't work, but the rest of the movie is great.
The key word in this last sentence was shit.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― Suedey (John Cei Douglas), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/scarlett-johansson-hand.jpg
― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)
Topher Grace and Juggz Johannsssonnn were miscast, but that didn't ruin the movie. Does she have a real personality or just play a person without one in films?
Quaid is a great actor and was very good as always.
― don weiner, Monday, 31 January 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)
Squeezy squeezy
― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Monday, 31 January 2005 23:12 (twenty-one years ago)
DON WINS A BEER! SALUT!
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)
I wonder how many more films Johansson will not have to show her nipples.
― don weiner, Tuesday, 1 February 2005 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)
Based on this and About a Boy (in which Hugh Grant was nearly tolerable), I think this Weitz guy needs steelier balls and greater reluctance to make all the major characters likeable. (I never saw American Pie.)
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)
So says the Torygrraph. Maybe one to miss.
― NRQ, Friday, 18 February 2005 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)
FFS!
― lock robster (robster), Friday, 18 February 2005 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 18 February 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)
Kutcher was initially cast in the Grace part and withdrew over "creative differences." ie, he might've been more persuasive as the asshole.
The original title was "Synergy," the change reflecting the ballslessness of the third act.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 February 2005 14:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― sugarpants (sugarpants), Friday, 18 February 2005 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 18 February 2005 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 February 2005 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)
-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), February 18th, 2005 3:29 PM. (Nick A.) (link)
but you seem to have remembered again...?
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)
1. Kinsey (Bill Condon)2. The Dreamers (Bernardo Bertolucci)3. Before Sunset (Richard Linklater) 4. Home Of The Brave (Paolo di Florio)5. In Good Company (Paul Weitz)6. Fahrenheit 9/11 (Michael Moore)7. Birth (Jonathan Glazer) 8. A Dirty Shame (John Waters)9. Notre Musique (Jean-Luc Godard)10. The Distant Station (Alireza Raisian)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 8 March 2005 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)
I don't mind Weitz's tendency toward making everyone likable and having an upbeat spin for the ending, those actually seem to fit in organically with his material. But God, Johansson is awful.
― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 8 December 2005 07:39 (twenty years ago)
-- cozen (skiplevel...)
what?
― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 8 December 2005 10:24 (twenty years ago)
― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 8 December 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)
― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 8 December 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)
You need to get out more often.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 8 December 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)
― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 8 December 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)
Underwritten = nicely open for audience to fill in the gaps.
― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:22 (twenty years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)
― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)
― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 8 December 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)
― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 8 December 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/56397985.jpg
― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Saturday, 10 December 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 12 December 2005 07:38 (twenty years ago)
― good.one, Monday, 12 December 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Monday, 12 December 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)
― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Monday, 12 December 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)
I think it bodes well for the new Weitz satire anyway, American Dreamz.
― Pete (Pete), Monday, 12 December 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)