The obligatory Big Brother thread

Ac. Guitar repertoire is another matter of course.

Highlight this year though is the round the clock digital feed on E4. You've not lived til you've found yourself drinking at four in the morning watching Dean sleeping.

Big Brother should play more jokes though - like last years Bobby Davro moment. We can't just rely on the hat waering cunt Bubble to take the slats out of the beds every day.

(BTW I give Josh a week.)

I do hope so.

Kate/Masonic Boom, Ally (hey, Kate and Ally - geddit?), paul/ty/doompatrol, Mark S., Otis, Fred, Mike Hanley, Tom, Momus, and Josh (so I can finally call him Sloshee).

I just think the mix would be interesting, no?

* My sister's real name actually isn't Kate at all, it's Erin. I think my parents just changed their mind real quickly on that one and thus Kate.

Any other housemember: "I think I'll go watch some tv"

the pinefox: "Why, I don't know what you mean by that."

For months!!!

Dude, we need to do this, just so I can annoy everyone for 6 years. They stay in the house that long, I hope. They should, it's like Biosphere.

In Biosphere, didn't it turn out thst they were all sneaking out the secret back door all the time, to let fresh air in and smoke and stuff?

i'd replace mike hanley with the pinefox and possibly doom patrol with nicole, if only to make things more gender equitable.

Admit it, you lurve me.

Oh. As you were...

This and the 27 cups of coffee are the official rocking-est things in the web tonite.

Sadly I must to Stoke Newington Church Street for a curry with Ben Thompson.

If only Elizabeth would leave. I am sure the others wouldn't starve, there's not that long left and they can manage bread and stuff.

Elizabeth gets right on my tits, largely for that appalling pink jumper and hat combination, but also for pointing out to Dean that he shouldn't fill a wine glass to the top and for that oft-repeated clip of her whinging "why don't you just act noooooooooooooormal, why don't you behave like other peeeeeeeeeeeeeople?" Aaaargh! And she and Dean collectively deserve to be hung, drawn and quartered for the Not Getting Enough Intellectual Stimulation conversation. Yuck.

But HELEN! Helen is great! I love her for her porn hair and glittery jeans and because she's the only *natural* one in the house. She's so blooming good natured. She finds out she's been nominated, has a laugh and gets on with it. I love her because she thought a baby kangaroo was a Jimmy and wasn't embarrassed and the way she looks like a startled bunny rabbit. She's great, she is.

09011 15 44 08. This is the number to evict Paul. Do it.

B: "So no orgies, then?"
E: [a look]

I so want to see Elizabeth's dream come to fruition, and for Brian to come along and spoil it all by encouraging the other utopioids to be spiteful and to have meaningless sex with one another.

Paul is a twunt. That 69'ers teeshirt, for fuck's sake.

Helen is funny. Courtney Love + Cerys Matthews - frontal lobe = Helen.

Dean is this year's Darren in that he'll be in the final three. His demographic: OF course he can play Osmosis on his acoustic guitar and I guess was in a group once signed to One Little Indian.

Brian is why I prefer stewards to stewardesses. He has lightning-speed camp skills which I like.

Josh: NOT NICE. That dinner thing was tragic; if they were their heterosexual counterparts (estate agent, stewardess) everyone would be going on about J being a sex pest to Brian.

dean seems pleasant enough, and whilst the oasis songs are unfortunate, late night e4 watching has made me familiar with several of his own songs, which are funny. i will probably buy his album when it is released.

paul i have felt increasing loathing towards since the very first day. his "sometimes i am so great i even amaze myself" attitude makes me cringe, and i cannot help but suspect that both the relationship with helen and his related moral objections are a cynical ploy to keep himself in the house. his "time to start doing the do" speech the other day was classic though.

helen is a hairdresser, so why does she have hair that looks like it is made out of an old mop? she is probably my favourite person in the house, because she is seemingly the only one in the house who is completely honest and without pretence. that said, she is probably without the capacity to be otherwise.

brian seems all set to win it, and also seems more likely to go on to a successful showbiz career than anyone else in the programme this year or last. i can almost see him now, stood on the beach, reviewing a spanish resort for some holiday programme.

Poor old Brian, that decision is going to haunt him isn't it?

helen will come second to Brian, Dean will be third and Lizzy, once it comes down to a true popularity contest, will be found out.

I thought Brian would win from day one, but it seemed Hel-en was gaining ground quick. Paul seemed less a twunt in the end, too.

series 2! wow.

If that 6 years thing had happened the final would have been on this Tuesday.

and prince would be ftw

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article2415956.ece

The dream is over.

in two years..

The dream is over.

in 2 years time.

xpost

yep, "Time" was the missing word.

And, now on Blankety blank...

what's the betting the viewing figures go up, or at least don't go down anymore and Channel 4 keep doing it? Isn't it the only comparatively popular show they have on their schedules anyway?

you guys, I kinda feel like Big Brother has stolen Davina McCalls youth.

davina mccall confuses me, i sometimes find her very attractive and personable, other times i think she is a horrible cackling witch who should stfu.

i served her in a shop once and she wasn't nice. that was around the time of that street-date thing she used to do. maybe she was having a bad day.

ah, being a dick in a shop. Good indicator of dickness really, no need.

the nicest famous person i served was Thom Yorke. he was really amazingly lovely.

The dream is over.

Well it's in The Sun, so it must be true...

Thesedays, it has to be in the Star for it to be "true" in that way, thesedays.

my goodness i didn't even know celebrity version had started. and o my goodness michael madsen is in it!

TURN YOUR KEY SIR!!

We briefly revived an old CBB thread but I don't think anyone cares. I have just turned over to see Denise Welch naked in a hot tub with Frankie Cocozza, so I'm glad I haven't seen much more.

Apparently, that's been the "highlight" so far.

AWarhol's "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes" should be postscripted ", and no-one will know who anybody is"

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Just found in my spam filter:

FRIDAY'S EVICTION IS NOW AVAILABLE TO BOOK!
PRIORITY TICKETS AVAILABLE -

OH, AND ONCE YOU'VE RECEIVED YOUR TICKETS, IF YOU COME TO THE SHOW YOU WILL BE GOING TO THE FINAL TOO!

Um, desperate, much?

Remember to make a big sign that says "MARK G IS HERE" with an arrow pointing down.

From the sounds of things, all I'd have to do is wave.

Anyways, I have better things to do...

WEDNESDAY'S SEMI FINAL IS NOW AVAILABLE TO BOOK!
THE FIRST 300 THAT USE PROMO CODE 'CBB12P' WHEN BOOKING WILL BE PRIORITY!

If anyone cares enough to want to go, contact me (I'm not going, i mean you can have the code(s) etc)

Oh, it's finishing this week.

Tonight.

Probably Frankie will win. No-oone else is bothered, i reckons.

Oh, it was Denise who won.

Right, lock thread..

so the Russian Big Brother seems to consist solely of people beating the living shit out of each other. this is fucking scary esp. @ 4.27

http://www.milanos.pl/vid-121194-Reality-Show-w-ROSJI.html

So, Katie Price won the latest CBB.