― Ed (dali), Friday, 4 March 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― jbr (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 March 2005 22:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Friday, 4 March 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 4 March 2005 22:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 4 March 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link
Apple replaced my new iBook's motherboard while I was in Japan. That's hundreds of dollars worth, at no charge to me. Of course, it shouldn't have failed within six months in the first place...
― Momus (Momus), Friday, 4 March 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Friday, 4 March 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― ffirehorse (firehorse), Friday, 4 March 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 4 March 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link
That's why they charge you double upfront!
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 4 March 2005 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ed (dali), Friday, 4 March 2005 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Argunaut (sexyDancer), Friday, 4 March 2005 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link
Because I don't believe in a company making you pay for a warantee that should be offered for free upfront. I was under the impression that a one-year warantee meant that if something goes wrong in the first year, they actually fix the thing, not put you on the phone with several douchebags who are trying to sell you additional warantees.
Shit, when the first warantee doesn't seem to work, why would I want to buy another one?
― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, 4 March 2005 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link
But it does sound like you have a problem with your serial number, Jay.
― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 5 March 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 5 March 2005 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― jbr (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 5 March 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link
tho when i was waiting there, i did see todd oldham.
― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 5 March 2005 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― biznotic, Saturday, 5 March 2005 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 5 March 2005 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ed (dali), Saturday, 5 March 2005 06:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Saturday, 5 March 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― amandasc, Saturday, 5 March 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 5 March 2005 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ed (dali), Saturday, 5 March 2005 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 6 March 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link
My tech experience with Apple has been sensational. A friend called me today to tell me that his mini iPod was replaced in less than five business days, and he also got the new generation mini in place of his old one that had died. No charge.
I've dealt with Dell and Gateway and their CSRs are no better than Apple's. HPs can blow me, they've sucked.
― don weiner, Sunday, 6 March 2005 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link
the desktop I have at work running XP has been up and alive for 2 years with barely any reboots. It does everything I want it to do, does it quickly, and I can navigate painlessly without ever touching the mouse if I feel like it.
I was raised on Apple and my first job was DTP on a Mac, followed by audio editing on a Mac, more DTP, and so on. OS 7+ had more than its share of problems and stupid quirks but the hardware was rock solid and at least its behavior was predictable.
Since getting my latest-edition powerbook I've put it through little more than I ever tried to do with my old OS
― TOMBOT, Monday, 14 March 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link
...OS
― TOMBOT, Monday, 14 March 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link
My old Quadra used to have a TV Tuner in it and be able to do image captures from live cable broadcasts, then I could import them into my cheap, incredibly easy to use paint program and do whatever with them. I believe it cost approximately half of what my laptop did! My laptop lets me chat and surf the internet. And rip CDs.
― TOMBOT, Monday, 14 March 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Monday, 14 March 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link
Well today it decided it wasn't going to wake up again, ever, as I'm being greeted with a totally white screen.
What's funny is that like doing searches on my own to try to figure out wtf this computer is doing right now (I mean not even the sad face x-eye Mac or the question mark Mac! NOTHING AT ALL! WHITE SCREEN! I know how to handle the other things!), everyone who is reporting similar issues to me is like bitching about how they have all this important blah blah blah they were doing with the Mac prior hand. Is it that no one who has this failure who is only using their Mac for chat, porn, and MP3s can be bothered to get in on the discussions, or is it because they don't die if that's all you use it for? Because yeah, it seems like my sleep problem increases tenfold whenever I've been using my iBook more for writing or photo work. If all I've done on the damn thing is use iChat for two weeks, no problems whatsoever with starting it up, back when it, uh, started up.
What does this imply??? Is there like some inherent instability in the majority of the "native" programs that come bundled with OSX or is this just really fucked up coincidence?
Also it seems that this particular issue with the iBook G3 was so bad they threw the whole "your warranty is expired, give us $500" shenanigans out the window, and searching on this same issue with "Powerbook" has not given me the same results--ARE IBOOKS PIECES OF SHIT? wtf?
― Allyzay, Monday, 14 March 2005 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link
*with the exception of my ancient PowerMac that I had when I was 14-15-16, which only died because my sister is a dick.
I am pretty close to deciding to become the female Punisher, except murdering computer firms, instead of bad guys.
― Allyzay, Monday, 14 March 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link
And then kind of ran away????
That was pretty funny.
― Allyzay, Monday, 14 March 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― nathalie barefoot in the head (stevie nixed), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Monday, 14 March 2005 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― RJG (RJG), Monday, 14 March 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― TOMBOT, Monday, 14 March 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link
If Apple store in Clarendon cannot do anything for me worthwhile like, I will be coming back up to NYC and hitting u up on the favor, though. I like desperately, desperately need this to work ASAP.
Graphics are nonsense; I had that system and just customized the entire thing with graphics of my choice. Of my choice, since I was like 14 at the time, was like a bunch of lame ass Monty Python cartoons and/or Madonna album covers but what the fuck ever.
― Allyzay, Monday, 14 March 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link
You know what else? This lamp-shaped iMac is stupid. There's no reason the screen needs to be this adjustable, and in fact with an LCD screen that has color-shifting problems, it's best if it doesn't move at all. It's only to make the computer more anthropomorphic, more... cute. So people will fall in love with the computer like it's a kitten. Crafty to the point of being kinda evil.
― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link
I have thought, on a few occasions, that OS7/8/9's desktop was more customizable than OSX's.
Maybe they are trying too hard to make things look pretty or cute and not spending enough time on making things sensible and working, anymore.
― Allyzay, Monday, 14 March 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link
When I've been put off the G5 iMac as my next desktop computer because I hear too many stories about the power supply overheating thanks to them shoving everything in a thin white IKEA slab, it's time to reconsider the role "award-winning design" plays in your product development.
I kind of hate the OS X desktop. I have a menu bar, and a hard drive icon. I don't want a fucking DOCK, I never asked for a fucking DOCK, the whole rest of the computing world gets by without a DOCK. take that shit away and let me pick my own fonts. Dickholes.
― TOMBOT, Monday, 14 March 2005 19:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― allyzay, Monday, 14 March 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago) link
In an office where multiple people are using the same computer and there's limited desk space the lamp iMacs have been terrific.
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link
Hold down the trackpad button on startup.
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link
I will be at a loss forever, though, as to why pressing F12 (the eject button) worked to eject The Marriage of Maria Braun not ten minutes earlier, but refused to work just now.
Any suggestions on the other stuff, besides setting the thing on fire?
― Allyzay, Monday, 14 March 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link
massive xpost
― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link
Font management/selection/preview is atrocious in OS X. I got Suitcase but all that does is move fonts into and out of your Font folder, rather than you going and doing it yourself. Uh alright thanks I guess.
You know what I've never understood about computers? Why should anyone have to "save" anything, ever? Why isn't it just all on there all the time? I spent 3 hours working on some document, you tool, you think I don't want to "save" it? I mean really now.
xpost: you could try shooting it.
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 14 March 2005 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link
whole lot of people angry about that commercial online due to the implication it's advocating throwing away traditional means of cultural production and cultural artifacts
honestly I think the ad agency people watched a bunch of those crush videos that get a lot of engagement on instagram/tiktok/etcand were thinking "we're compressing this all into the iPad"
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 13:30 (four days ago) link
(I think it's not a good ad)
wow terrible ad
― calstars, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 13:32 (four days ago) link
At least it's inspired by hydraulic press crushing videos instead of sexy feet crushing videos.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:04 (four days ago) link
really upsetting ad
― brimstead, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:05 (four days ago) link
hahaha wow wtf were they thinking
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:12 (four days ago) link
honestly made me hate apple in a visceral way that not even years of dumb icloud bugs could manage
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:13 (four days ago) link
even the stablecoin techno optimist blue checks replying to that think it's bad
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:14 (four days ago) link
otm
The very existence of this ad—all the hoops it had to go through in its creation before getting to the point where it was personally promoted by this CEO, all the people who thought 'yes, this is good'—says more than thousands of words could about how tech sees the world. https://t.co/tMrfrzsJ0n— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) May 8, 2024
there's even a little animated character that looks up in horror and then is presumably crushed??
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:20 (four days ago) link
Hasn't Apple's attitude toward creative people been "We will crush you and you will thank us" for like two decades at this point? It certainly feels that way, and it's not like I'm gonna stop using their products.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:45 (four days ago) link
i always thought i'd find it impossibble to pivot away from using their products but my wife has successfully managed to do it relatively painlessly and i think i will try to follow her lead. awful, awful company.
― stirmonster, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:51 (four days ago) link
no it's been "here's to the dreamers" and everybody's cool and boppin around and expressing their own unique bohemian identities via apple products. apple famously said their mission isn't to make great computers it's to change the world. i mean whatever their mission is obviously to make a shitload of money but this ad is just a leeeetle bit inconsistent
xpost
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 14:52 (four days ago) link
really wonder if apple will turn into a kodak in our lifetime
― 龜, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 15:07 (four days ago) link
they'll reach the 90s lows again until someone unveils the Futurama-style cryogenically preserved and reanimated Steve Jobs floating head
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 15:13 (four days ago) link
I could give up my iPhone for one of the clean Android phones but that's really just trading uncontrollable diarrhea for uncontrollable vomiting. Windows is a vast and baffling world, whenever I set a new one up for something I have to disable even more (Microsoft, not even third party) bloatware and garbage than with new Macs.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 15:26 (four days ago) link
Maybe Linux nerds have been on to something this whole time.
feel like they could have done a better version of the crush ad by just crushing some apple desktops or macbooks. maybe crush tim cook too. but that'd be bad for the other apple products!
― 龜, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 15:28 (four days ago) link
crush u2
― brimstead, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 15:30 (four days ago) link
(The band)
Ha, I love it. But I'll watch hydraulic crush videos for hours already.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 16:29 (four days ago) link
they're very popular!
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 17:22 (four days ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPh64MGfcBM
― brimstead, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 17:44 (four days ago) link
I saw someone point out they could make this a good advert by playing it in reverse.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 20:05 (four days ago) link
Finally a replacement for "Lemmings" as the worst Apple ad ever.
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 20:12 (four days ago) link
Marques Brownlee reviews the new iPad, says...it's an iPad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T0MGehwWvE
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 22:12 (four days ago) link
Read max had a good piece on that guy as the last tech blogger this week.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 22:26 (four days ago) link
I’m old and only recently noticed him but it’s nice to see someone who’s on the reviews beat who isn’t epic bacon or a weirdo devotee. Just letting me know if things work and are worth my time
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 23:06 (four days ago) link
i liked that iPad review, seemed pretty honest and not overly dramaticand, thankfully he stuck the product placement at the very end
― Nhex, Thursday, 9 May 2024 13:12 (three days ago) link
Finally a replacement for "Lemmings" as the worst Apple ad ever.― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, May 8, 2024 4:12 PM (yesterday)
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, May 8, 2024 4:12 PM (yesterday)
Apple agrees...
https://adage.com/article/digital-marketing-ad-tech-news/apple-apologizes-ipad-pro-crushed-ad-it-missed-mark/2559321
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/09/technology/apple-ipad-ad-crush-apology.html
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/apple-apologizes-ipad-pro-crush-ad-criticism-1235895327/
― Lee626, Thursday, 9 May 2024 23:42 (three days ago) link
lol
― calstars, Thursday, 9 May 2024 23:46 (three days ago) link
I hate apple
― calstars, Thursday, 9 May 2024 23:47 (three days ago) link
In fairness, if an apple critic made that ad, I'd be thumbs up, so really can't fault apple for coming up with it first.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 9 May 2024 23:56 (three days ago) link
rip https://adage.com/article/digital-marketing-ad-tech-news/apple-apologizes-ipad-pro-crushed-ad-it-missed-mark/2559321
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 May 2024 00:41 (two days ago) link
“In fairness” are you really putting the customer on equal footing with apple corporation
― calstars, Friday, 10 May 2024 00:44 (two days ago) link
Fourteen years ago, many members of another community I was involved with saw the iPad as a huge innovation. For me, I felt that it was simply a consumption device to sell more content from the App Store.
I win.
― fajita seas, Friday, 10 May 2024 03:32 (two days ago) link
Conclusive
― calstars, Friday, 10 May 2024 04:07 (two days ago) link
I hate Apple and I don't think I've ever bought any of their products, but I can see what they were trying to do with the ad and it's actually quite funny how literally it sums up what the smartphone is right now, culturally and technically. I'd say it's a bad ad because it provides no illusion, just an uncomfortable brutal truth. Making music, films, pictures, drawing... what isn't done on the iPhone ?
― Nabozo, Friday, 10 May 2024 13:12 (two days ago) link
I barely touch an actual laptop or desktop outside of work and do pretty much everything at home on my iPad. Tablet good imo
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 10 May 2024 16:32 (two days ago) link