I HATE APPLE

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you don't have to be a total fanboy to understand that dude took a company that many of us figured was dead in the post-windows world and turned it into the industry leader in mobile computing, smartphones, digital media, os design, etc

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

For sure.

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

boom: http://www.apple.com/pr/bios/

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:13 (twelve years ago) link

uh, ron johnson left iirc?

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

read that as "ron swanson"

ceci n'est pas une witty dn (Schlafsack), Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

I just noticed, there's 16 men and one woman on that page.

ceci n'est pas une witty dn (Schlafsack), Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:44 (twelve years ago) link

those "exective profiles" photos are so fucked up.

jed_, Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:56 (twelve years ago) link

ikr, two of them actually frighten me

ceci n'est pas une witty dn (Schlafsack), Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:59 (twelve years ago) link

WTF Al Gore?

akm, Thursday, 25 August 2011 06:55 (twelve years ago) link

waht is markers on twitter. i need more rts

Jobs quotes: http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2011/08/24/steve-jobss-best-quotes/

stet, Thursday, 25 August 2011 07:04 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha i was rt'ing nytimes, df, etc.

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 07:05 (twelve years ago) link

WTF Al Gore?

― akm, Thursday, August 25, 2011 2:55 AM

apple thought it would be a good idea to have the guy who invented the internet on the board to help them out w/ icloud

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 07:06 (twelve years ago) link

Stay classy, Hot Air:

For five years they made me use a mac. I hated every day of it.

That said, God bring health to his body.

CurtZHP on August 24, 2011 at 8:35 PM

Pizzataco Five (admrl), Thursday, 25 August 2011 07:13 (twelve years ago) link

Does this mean we might FINALLY get Flash compatibility?

PappyD61 on August 24, 2011 at 8:02 PM
LOL. No.

joejm65 on August 24, 2011 at 8:03 PM

LOL. No.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 25 August 2011 07:19 (twelve years ago) link

i only read playboy for the steve jobs quotes.

koogs, Thursday, 25 August 2011 10:01 (twelve years ago) link

<3<3<3 http://allenpaltrow.tumblr.com/post/9375814057/my-experience-with-jobs-and-apple

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

I thought I read somewhere that adobe was kind of silently killing flash off with this Edge thing

akm, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

it's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right, i hope it had the time of its life . . .

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

lolling

carne asada...in my vagina? (silby), Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

the whole almost-obituary approach ppl are taking is a bit maudlin, but some great links are coming out of it. Like this one showing the Apple stuff his name's on the patents for. I'd be chuffed to be on one of these, let alone 300-odd. http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/08/24/technology/steve-jobs-patents.html

stet, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

don't diss the apple laserwriter.

koogs, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

stet, thanks for that patent link! hadn't seen that linked to anywhere yet

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

god bless the goddamn onion

diamonddave85, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

linking to this again -- totally worth reading: http://allenpaltrow.tumblr.com/post/9375814057/my-experience-with-jobs-and-apple

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

it's fucking great :D

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

My neighbor Brooke mentioned that Steve Jobs, busy as he is, always reads email sent to his public address. I think I was around 12, and I sent a very enthusiastic and grammatically incorrect message including a picture of my shaved head.

Apparently he forwarded it to the head of Public Relations, Katie, and I got invited to the opening of the 5th Avenue Cube. I can never thank them enough. This was probably the high point of my childhood.

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

damn the pictures are making me tear up

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

glad to see the bar is still high at princeton

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

That kid whose life revolved around Apple... wow.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

markers i would dig it if you would say somethin more abt what this stuff means/t to you, cause not having had any kind of personal identification with apple i'm just kinda agog at it all.

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

I see what u did there HOOS

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

what'd i do

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

semi-called markers out for stanning because he's just kind of into it?

unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

Yet another brave attempt to lure Markers out of his lol-hole and open up about what he actually thinks or feels!

(<3 u markers)

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

having never owned an apple product beyond an iPod touch i had for about 6 months, while i recognize the impact the man had on business and of course feel for a sick man forced into retirement by illness, i gotta say the outpouring of grief on twitter is weirding me out a little bit.

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver)

i have something to say abt this but i'm frantically reading shit & rt'ing shit so bbl

― markers, Wednesday, August 24, 2011 11:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

just reiterating

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

Ok. I remember getting Markers to open up was a "thing", on some thread. Maybe just too much time on ilx tho, do carry on

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

coddling markers is nagl dudes

 (gr8080), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

markers i would dig it if you would say somethin more abt what this stuff means/t to you, cause not having had any kind of personal identification with apple i'm just kinda agog at it all.

― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, August 25, 2011 2:59 PM

i totally will, just need to think abt it first

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

have a few beers and just rant a bit, that is what I did last night.

unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

Apple has no fyoochure now

Splendid Curving Oasis of Ivory (Latham Green), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

lg = you the best

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

Steve Jobs' first and only authorized biography, "Steve Jobs: A Biography," will be updated with news of the Apple CEO's sudden resignation on Wednesday night and remains on track to hit bookstores in November.
Publisher Simon & Schuster said the highly anticipated tell-all biography, written by acclaimed biographer Walter Isaacson, will include Wednesday night's announcement from Jobs' point of view.

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2391778,00.asp

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

this is a good story: https://plus.google.com/107117483540235115863/posts/gcSStkKxXTw

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

(vic's an svp at google)

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

Love that story Markers!

Only think I can't help but thinking is: these are stories that surface when someone has died.

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

:)

just saw someone on twitter saying something similar to yr last point

markers, Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

I've never been an Apple fanboy. I use macs and a iPod, but I would watch the keynote speeches or anything. But what I really dislike is how soon the backlash comes on Twitter especially. People express their awe and grief for Jobs resigning, which is completely fair, but less than 12 hours later there's also loads of people who feel the need to say "enough of Jobs already!". I don't think I'll ever understand people.

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

wouldn't watch

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link


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