100+ really cool career options to consider in another life

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100) Alien Bounty Hunter
99) Medieval Alchemist
98) Deep sea diver

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

97) GARU G

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

96) Won Ton wrapper.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 10 March 2005 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

95) One ton rapper

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

94) perfumier (parfumier?)

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 10 March 2005 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

93)

TWAT FLUFFER!
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), May 30th, 2003.

― Aaron A., Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

an heiress [albeit without sex tapes on the internet]
a famous film maker
national geographer photographer who lives with wolves in alaska
dylan thomas, richard brautigan, anne sexton[without the unfortunate death bit]
prize winning physicist

i like how i'd taking this halfway serious.

― jane (jane), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i almost put national geographer photog/david attenborough camera person too actually. then i was stymied by twat fluffer.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

i think it would be depressing to be an alien bounty hunter. it's probably a really grim, tedious, and occasionally heartbreaking job.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

In my righteous universe there are good aliens and bad aliens. And I'd only capture the bad aliens to win the respect and capital of the good aliens, who'd reward me with minxy three-breasted femalien courtesans.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Save the five-breasted ones for me.

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

87) Cruise ship captain

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

but what if you had to go undercover on a bad alien planet (or habitat) for a long period of time and all the injustice and cruelty you saw broke your heart?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, Wiseguy wasn't a bounty hunter.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

wiseguy was an ALIEN?!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

oh no. oh god no.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

That's why he busted KPAX!

http://www.drivingmrspacey.com/WISEGUYcover2.jpg

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

if being an alien hunter is anything like the edgar rice burroughs mars chronicles i'm so in. have you seen those covers? the aliens are always strange monsters with their princesses being hot scantily clad human ladies. or at least on the covers.

― jane (jane), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

86) Bobby Darin Impersonator

Those Michael Whelan covers? PHWOAARR.

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

(Jane: A hearty welcome to The Forum!)

85. Coffee taster
84. Chocolatier
83. Quantum physicist
82. Archaeologist (guess which Kate-approved program on History International I've just gotten into?)
81. Speechwriter
80. Theoretical mathematician

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 10 March 2005 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Geologist
Astronomer
Physical Anthropologist

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 10 March 2005 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

76. winemaker
75. educational software designer

― youn, Thursday, 10 March 2005 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

75. educational software designer is sorta not cool, youn. I mean, it's a little cool, but not really cool.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

(oops.)

74. movie poster designer
73. film splicer (or is there more to this job?)

― youn, Thursday, 10 March 2005 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

72. Space ship captain. or technical officer on a space cruiser.

As long as I get to go to Minbar. Please don't tell me Minbar doesnt exist lala not listening.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 10 March 2005 04:36 (twenty-one years ago)

thank you for the welcome. you love me! you really love me. oh fuck i'm sally fields. dont wanna be her in the next life.

― jane (jane), Thursday, 10 March 2005 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

73. Moonshiner/ Prohibition Bootlegger
74. Zookeeper

― Seuss, Thursday, 10 March 2005 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

69. Pr0n star

(couldn't resist)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 10 March 2005 04:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh! Barry, you made me think of a good one:

68. Rick Rubin.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

67. department store window dresser

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Thursday, 10 March 2005 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

66. Momus

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 10 March 2005 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

WAIT A SECOND GUYS if this is a "100+" thread then why did we start by counting DOWN from 100? remy! explain yourself!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 10 March 2005 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

65. A cat.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 10 March 2005 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

64. painter
63. high school teacher
62. mathematician

― peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 10 March 2005 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

imagine if being a cat was REALLY a career option. getting paid to be cool.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 10 March 2005 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

61. Layabout
60. Hooligan
59. Goodfornothin

― Sara Sherr, Thursday, 10 March 2005 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

58. ne'er-do-well

― Seuss, Thursday, 10 March 2005 06:04 (twenty-one years ago)

57. Cad
56. Fop
55. The young Christopher Isherwood

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 10 March 2005 07:23 (twenty-one years ago)

WAIT A SECOND GUYS if this is a "100+" thread then why did we start by counting DOWN from 100? remy! explain yourself!

Silly you.

thank you for the welcome. you love me! you really love me. oh fuck i'm sally fields. dont wanna be her in the next life.

Ha ha ha ha ha. It might have been fun playing Sybil -- one never knows. ;) Anyway, she said "you like me, you really like me," so you're still not her. You are welcome for the welcome!

― Surreal Addiction (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 10 March 2005 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

54. brilliant novelist / harion addict (must be both)

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 10 March 2005 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa! heroin, even.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 10 March 2005 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

53. Cabaret dancer between the wars
52. Spy

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 10 March 2005 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

51. architect

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 10 March 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

50. Black Rod

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Thursday, 10 March 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

49. Palaeontologist

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 10 March 2005 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

48. International DJ Gigolo

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Thursday, 10 March 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

47. mix-tape maker

― ai lien (kold_krush), Thursday, 10 March 2005 14:41 (twenty-one years ago)

48. DUKE IVORY, ELEPHANT HUNTER

― latebloomer: correspondingly more exaggerated mixing is a scarifying error. (lat, Thursday, 10 March 2005 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

47. WARRIOR
46. BLACK MAGE
45. MONK
44. BARD

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 March 2005 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

43. Shogun

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Thursday, 10 March 2005 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

42. Keith Allen

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Thursday, 10 March 2005 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

41. Monk of the Spanish Inquisition

― Masonic Cathedral (kate), Thursday, 10 March 2005 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't expecting that, Kate.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 10 March 2005 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

40. hetaira

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 10 March 2005 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

39. Transvestite soldier

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 10 March 2005 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

38. one crude dude

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 10 March 2005 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

37. TV detective

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Thursday, 10 March 2005 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

36. Professional Ghoul

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Thursday, 10 March 2005 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm intrigued as to what's going to happen after we get to number #1

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe I've built it up too much now though

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 10 March 2005 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

35. zookeeper

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 10 March 2005 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

34. Fulltime Dreamer
33. Lukewarm Water
32. Spelunker

― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 10 March 2005 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

31. Part-time gardener

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

30. Under-utilised Ideas Man (or Woman)

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

29. Hermit (I saw a TV show, rich people used to employ hermits to live in their folly's and if they made it through a year, they'd give lots of money)

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I've always wanted to pretend I was an architect.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

28. Midlothian

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 11 March 2005 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

27 Loader operator from the Aleins filnm

― wo ist meine keybords? (Lynskey), Friday, 11 March 2005 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

26 the dude that burns all the used money coupled with the misdirection skills of Derren Brown

― wo ist meine keybords? (Lynskey), Friday, 11 March 2005 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

25. Tweed baron

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 11 March 2005 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

24. Shannon Tweed

― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Friday, 11 March 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

23. Fabulous person who does fabulous things all the fabulous time.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 11 March 2005 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

kenan wants to be a queer eye guy!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 11 March 2005 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

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