kirk cameron is inside my computer

A best friend?
A brother?
A father?
A sister?
A mother?
A child?

http://www.chucksconnection.com/computer/computer1.gif

(Best thing about the couple of clips I saw -- he was hooked up to a computer that said "INTERNET" on the monitor, so you learned he was downloading all the 1994-era websites there were, and his indie buddy had a Superchunk T-shirt because he was, you know, indie.)

He and his cronies set out to make people cry.

And there were skits!

i will not have cable in a week i must know NOW.

Did you know that God kills people? He killed a man because he didn't like what he did sexually (Genesis 38:10). He killed a husband and wife because they told just one lie (Acts 5:1-11). Knowledge of God's goodness -- His righteous judgments against evil, should put the fear of God in us, and help us not to indulge in sin.

I remember seeing bits and pieces of that movie, and it seemed like in every scene he popped up with a new Matador band t-shirt. In the days before The O.C., this was downright baffling to me.

haha ok let's do the math here. since most christians contend that adam and eve were created around 7500 years ago, that means god has been at this whole 'earth' thing for approximately SIX AND A HALF DAYS.

he's a ROOKIE!! everything makes so much more sense now.

If you have touched the heater bar of God's love and forgiveness, if the Holy Spirit has "born witness" that you are a child of God (Romans 8:16), if you have received the Gospel with "power, the Holy Ghost and much assurance" (1 Thessalonians 1:5), you will never be shaken by a skeptic.

*snaps*

"God's Heater Bar"

thats why the dad was a psychiatrist.

OK DUDE yr gonna get me fired.

BEHOLD... THE ATHEIST'S NIGHTMARE

Benny Hinn: "Adam was a superbeing when God created him. I don’t know whether people even know this, but he was the first superman that ever lived. First of all, the Scriptures declare clearly that he had dominion over the fowls of the air, the fish of the sea, which means he used to fly."

Jan Crouch: "Wow!"

Benny Hinn: "Of course, how can you have dominion over the birds and not be able to do what they do?"

Jan Crouch: "Whoa, I mean, wait a minute. Benny, wait a minute."

Benny Hinn: "I’ll prove it to you. The word dominion in the Hebrew clearly declares that, if you have dominion over a subject, you can do everything that subject does. In other words, that subject, if it does something that you cannot do, you don’t have dominion over it. I’ll prove it further. Adam not only flew, he flew to space. With one thought, he’d be on the moon."

― and what, Friday, June 8, 2007 3:11 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

UCLA students pwning Kirk Cameron:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EjEqrmUBMA&feature=player_embedded

can't make out a thing

yeah, can i get a transcript of that shit

Um.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk4fDkd-wFI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W3Wix0rlgU

There is an area in Griffith Park where you can take the kiddies for a train ride. A certain actor used to enjoy taking men for another kind of ride in the same area. He would cruise the park, pick up a guy, and then hook up with them in his car. The really ironic thing here is that the actor is so religious that when he was a teen heartthrob (a couple of decades ago) he used to insist that any dialogue that was even the slightest bit sexual or profane be removed from his lines because they violated his sense of decency. He’s all grown up now – and still cruises for guys – but we’re sure his wife really appreciates what a moral man she married.

LOL

We are not saying that Kirk Cameron is gay. We are just saying that this blind is about him. It’s up to you to decide what he was doing in the car with those men in Griffith Park.

rip boner

http://www.avclub.com/articles/update-kirk-camerons-growing-pains-costars-no-long,70434/

"I should be able to express moral views on social issues," Cameron continued, "especially those that have been the underpinning of Western civilization for 2,000 years— without being slandered, accused of hate speech, and told from those who preach ‘tolerance’ that I need to either bend my beliefs to their moral standards or be silent when I’m in the public square." And by the way, other people besides Stephen Baldwin agree with him: "I’ve been encouraged by the support of many friends (including gay friends, incidentally),” he concluded. "Hey Kirk, we may be slowly unraveling society with our unnatural existence, but hey, that doesn't mean we can't still be friends," these people said, presumably.

i love that the linchpin of civil western society is from some angles largely poised upon whether it's scandalous or not for guys to put their dicks in one anothers' mouths.

well our legal system IS based on a series of blowjobs

So, like, what were the underpinnings of Western Civ during the few hundred years between the actual birth of the Man Jesus and the personal conversion of the Roman emperor?

Also, I like the statement he makes which falls into the shitbin of "I should be able to spout any horseshit I feel like and never get called on it because freedom/America/morality/God/etc"

Kirk Cameron is sad, and wishes you were not so mean to him:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2012/03/kirk-cameron-says-hes-been-slandered-by-gay-critics-.html

the shitbin of "I should be able to spout any horseshit I feel like and never get called on it because freedom/America/morality/God/etc"

Thats what a lot of these types of people seem to forget that, yes, you can spout this bullshit all you want, but you also have to be willing to accept that people will rightfully call you on because those same freedoms that you love so much protect them too.

A lot of these tools scream about their first amendment rights, but the first amendment just gives you freedom of speech -- you're not going to be imprisoned for what you say, but people are still free to criticize you or tell you you're wrong.

i always lol (a bit sadly) @ folks who claim they're being persecuted by people taking offense to their hate speech.

Things have been all downhill since Kirk's birthday party

http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Kirk-Cameron-Birthday-party1-650x568.jpg

Eat fresh, Kirk. Eat fresh.

he works at spin?

loves his footlongs

woman in the doorway is like some crazy Kubrick Shining outtake shit

Someone photoshop something in the part of the door that shows between his right leg and am.

Arm

Oh sht I forgot about that photo. So amazing.

Hi there Kirk and your publicist:

Do you think you could ever change your mind about gay marriage?

Publicist: I don’t mean to interrupt. I think we’ve gone enough into it. The gay marriage, I just want to stay away from it. It’s just so polarizing.

Cameron: He knows jujitsu. I didn’t think we’d even talk this much about it, but you’re really cool about the way you’re asking all these questions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fu2PnjxaQEM#!

A video wherein Kirk Cameron explains why Mormons are wrong, fwiw.

OH JOY

http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/2012/08/kirk-cameron-defends-todd-akin-132670.html?hp=t3_3

Protecting a member of your own tribe is far more important than being a decent person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkWQeObjkt4

No results found for "kirk cameron eating shit on an infinite loop".

??

No results found for "kirk cameron's testicles stretched in opposite directions to maximum tension then snapped together + slow motion clip".

??

godamnit I feel like Kirk Cameron hasn't done anything interesting in a decade. When was that banana video even made?! He needs to step up his game if he still wants to minister to today's youth.

Ha:

God allows Facebook to block the trailer for Kirk Cameron's new movie

http://www.avclub.com/articles/god-allows-facebook-to-block-the-trailer-for-kirk,100504/

Cameron’s latest spiritual road trip poses the question, “Why does God allow bad things to happen to good people?” (a question that’s plagued theologians and philosophers for centuries, their only answer being, “Dunno. Maybe ask the guy from Growing Pains?”). And ironically, God allowed bad things to happen to Kirk Cameron by letting YouTube and Facebook block the trailer on the grounds that, as Cameron claims, it was “abusive,” “unsafe,” and “spammy.” But rather than ponder this as the inscrutable will of his creator, Cameron did as Jesus on the cross, first asking why he’d been forsaken, then calling on his disciples to complain about their persecution for a really long time until they finally got their way. And thanks to their efforts, the trailer is now available below, so all can see for themselves Cameron’s journey into the heart of faith and, at one point, what looks like a Tool video.

http://www.liberty.edu/kirkcameron/

godamnit I feel like Kirk Cameron hasn't done anything interesting in a decade. When was that banana video even made?! He needs to step up his game if he still wants to minister to today's youth.

― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, December 3, 2012 5:53 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn dude you need to see Fireproof

http://cdn.previously.tv/m/2013-05-31-kirk-subway.jpg

haha

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/kirk-cameron-unstoppable-trailer-lost-now-found-204749692.html

Everything about that photo – from the famous actor to the expressions on both women's faces to the sandwiches to the "PRIVATE" sign on the door to the round thermostat that still uses a needle probably to classic 1994 Americana furniture to the piles of shit behind the woman on the left to the blue hallway carpet to the goddamm PEEPHOLE in the door across the way – simply delights me to no end.

And what a fucked up place to put a thermostat – in the corner? It's not a door stop, right?

from that yahoo link:

Facebook, in a statement released Monday, was eager to clarify that they never made a value judgment about "Unstoppable," and the whole situation was the result of a minor glitch in their system."To protect the hundreds of millions of people who connect and share on Facebook every day, we have automated systems that work in the background to maintain a trusted environment and protect our users from bad actors who often use links to spread spam and malware," the statement read in part.

also, "Kirk Cameron's Unstoppable Trailer" would be a worthwhile "Speed"-style moviemaking endeavour. "He was a happily married christian who suddenly became... unhitched".

protect our users from bad actors

apparently not!

http://i.imgur.com/wcX8v5w.jpg

That is vaguely terrifying.

The twerp on the far right? Yes.

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That's Kirk Cameron second from the left? He sure is tall!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3566323/Kirk-Cameron-urges-wives-submissive-follow-husband-s-lead-former-actor-continues-nationwide-Love-Worth-Fighting-marriage-tour.html

Former Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron, 45, is currently on a nationwide marriage tour giving advice to couples

He said in a recent interview that the role of the wife in a relationship is to be submissive to her husband

'Wives are to honor and respect and follow their husband's lead, not to tell their husband how he ought to be a better husband,' said Cameron

He also urged men not to fight with their wives because it makes it difficult for their children to ever have healthy relationships

'When couples start arguing and fighting in front of the kids, dad cuts mom and mom cuts dad and the kids bleed,' said Cameron

Cameron, an Evangelical Christian, has been married for 24 years and has six children with wife Chelsea Noble