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Does Batman have sex?

― Graham "Beaky" Beecroft, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Alfred does it for him.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

only with robin.

― jolesmiles, Thursday, 17 March 2005 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Batman is in a permanent self completing loop W. Himself--Batman the butch god of dark alleys, of midnite cruising, and the effete Bruce Wayne of the manor, the night clubs and the butler.

― anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 17 March 2005 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Batman has sublimated his sexual desire. He gratifies himself by pummeling evil doers.

― Chip Whitley, Thursday, 17 March 2005 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

If you wore your gotch outside your pants, you wouldn't have much sex either.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 17 March 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

You wouldn't need to, what with all the knob-touching at parties.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 17 March 2005 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't a self-completing loop like that snake eating its own tail? what do you call that?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 17 March 2005 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

ouroboros

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 17 March 2005 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Sixty-nine.

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 17 March 2005 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Burt Ward allegedly had a massive nob, tho i guess an outfit that skimpy would make anything stand out

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Thursday, 17 March 2005 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.squidge.org/~peja/batman/Batman.jpg

― jergïns, Monday, 26 November 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

Making explicit what was previously...well, pretty much explicit.

― Oilyrags, Monday, 26 November 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

thirteen years pass...

apparently not the ORAL kind: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/batman-oral-sex-catwoman-harley-quinn-1234968296/

― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:08 (four years ago)

Think it's pretty clear that the exec meant no heroes fucking in general but of course it's funnier to assume he meant oral specifically.

It's a super dumb situation anyway because that's hardly the thing in Harley Quinn most likely to shock "kids who buy action figures".

― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:30 (four years ago)

for all of the profanity and blood and violence on the new Harley cartoon, it's fairly sex-less. I mean, yeah, she does hook up with Poison Ivy, but other than a temporary bare booty, they've managed to avoid much in that regard.

whereas heads being cut off, a character that uses the c-word have been fine.

― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:32 (four years ago)

Yeah, US culture more worried about sex than violence shockah. It's not a show any kid should watch at any rate, even if it does give them some important educational info (Henry Kissinger is a war criminal).

― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 15:59 (four years ago)

Think it's pretty clear that the exec meant no heroes fucking in general but of course it's funnier to assume he meant oral specifically.

Batman fucks plenty though

― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:38 (four years ago)

seemingly unrelated, #ReleaseTheSchumacherCut is now currently trending on twitter.

― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:41 (four years ago)

is that a circumcision reference

― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:45 (four years ago)

I sense a Birthday Party reference

― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 18:55 (four years ago)

Batman fucks plenty though

Sure we know that but I'd bet the unnamed suit at DC, despite working at DC, does not.

― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 17 June 2021 10:40 (four years ago)

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