This is the thread where we make fun of Jonathan Williams.

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Proof that ILX needs an age requirement.

― Captain Crunk, Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

His recent scores have really sucked.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Jonathan Williams: Proof That Abstenence Or Swallowing Should Be Required Birth Control.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

very poor.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dorsetpolice.org/_images/daylife1.gif

― Richard C (avoid80), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I really like Jonathan Williams.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Predictable!

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://mcosre.sourceforge.net/mcosre/screenshots/mac_68k_plus.gif

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, come on, Jon aint bad at all. He's not even that young. He's like, 29.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe judging by my hairline!

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.pcpages.com/jonsmind/HPTitle.html

― Captain Crunk, Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Somebody told me last night that Jon "really likes" me!!!

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― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.trungmatized.com/sparks.jpg

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Dudes about to get crunk

― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/plastic_man/HARMLESS.gif

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL514/943700/6256905/80402102.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:06 (twenty-one years ago)

If someone wanted to take a bunch of Jon's party pics and intercut them with the lyrics of "Mr. Brightside" I wouldn't stop them.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

awesome.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

he's just asking a boy, asking you to love him!

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Jonathan Williams is a far better human being than the majority of ILM/ILE readers and contributors.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Williams is my personal hero - and I've only met him once!

― o. nate (onate), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

jw is alright. I mean, he ws kinda assholish on the apple thread but wahey, we're all assholes sometimes.

jon, you're probly the same age as me (22) right?

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

ian j otm

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

anecdotal evidence plz?

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf? is starting this thread thereputic for you, anonymous poster?

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't mind JW at all.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

anecdotal evidence plz?

He buys me buffalo wings. When have YOU ever bought me anything, Miccio?

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Proof that ILX needs an age requirement.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 18 March 2005 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I trying to think of reasons to assume someone is a "far better human being" than the majority of ILX and I just keep seeing the pet store scene at the end of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

(x-post carey has probably bought you AND me stuff so she wins)

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

carey's obv a far better human being than the majority of ilx

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

dude miccio you should make an honest woman out of her already

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I've known Jon for six years and yet I don't think I've ever been pissed at him. I can't say the same for ILx, which I've only been reading and contributing to for less than three. So. There you go; that's my evidence. Hell, I'd go as far as to say that JW is probably a better human being than the majority of the US population.

And yes, Carey is great too. She has bought me beer and hot dogs and I might watch her house at the end of next week.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

for the countless hours of amusement ILX has given me, I'd argue you're all god's personal warriors

(x-post sorry i'm a rambler)

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm kinda disappointed there isn't some career of charity work and fire rescue that Jon has carried on in secret, re: "better human." When not rockin' the all-caps he's entertaining terminally ill children with his magic stick or something.

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

He's real good to his corgis.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

he's got rochester in the final four

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

so much hateration on ILX these days. ITS ALMOST SPRINGTIME U FUCKS.

― Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.eyeonsoaps.com/soapjournal021803_files/image002.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 18 March 2005 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon's fine. Insane, but fine.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 18 March 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never made an anonymous ILX personal attack thread.

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I have sometimes been mad at Jon Williams for saying 'fag' but I think he is not a bad guy, and actually mostly wants people to stop fighting. Except when he picks fights with Sara Sherr.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't you see her gross mischaracterization of me in some thread about Wolf Eyes and Le Tigre playing together?

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

jon otm

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon is not the problem. I blame Stencil.

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Williams is funny and cheerful and I like reading his posts. He's a rotter.

― estela (estela), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon is not the problem. I blame Stencil.

BWHAHAHA. STENCIL IS ALWAYS THE PROBLEM!!

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

65 PROBLEMS AND HSTENCIL AINT ONE OF THEM

(i am indie dont blame me if i got it wrong)

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon's got a hell of a lot more sense of humour than the majority of ILX. If he wasn't around it all all be work-induced stress, relationship break-ups, OCD sufferers setting each of other off and Ned.

That said, I love it and I wouldn't leave it for quids.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Friday, 18 March 2005 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Like most ILXors I yell at (oops, this is the internet: e-yell at) I get mad at him and then I eventually stop caring. Which either means he's a dick or I get angry too easily. GUESS WHICH ONE AND WIN.

OK. I don't think he's a bad person, unless the sole criteria for "bad person" = "talks shit about bands I like" and in that case everyone on ILX is going to ultrahell as I ascend in a golden chariot with 20" subwoofers playing Fantastic Damage. He annoys me, but holy shit. Everyone annoys me. I did not ask my doctor if ILM is right for me. Maybe I should stop mainlining caffeine directly into my aortae.

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 18 March 2005 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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apparently he's "good at computer stuff"

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it was when it made the "What do you look like" thread underneath someone's baby pictures. Which has a kind of poetry to it, I guess, but still isn't really cool.

I'm pretty sure he was drunk, though. God knows I've done worse stuff on here when drunk.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kornax.com/Urine_Therapy_Save_Life.jpg

― jon williams (x Jeremy), Friday, 18 March 2005 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Millions of photos of guys pissing posted in multiple threads?

-- kate/thank you friendly cloud (kat...), March 18th, 2005 2:14 AM.

"micturating" lessens the sting.

― eman (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

ANYBOD EVRE TELLED YUO LUK LIK YUONG WOODY ADLAMS

― RADNY, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

U DA MAN RANDY

― JAKC-E, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

NO YUO DA MAN

― RADNY, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

NO U DA MAN

― JAKC-E, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

NO YUO DA MAN

― RADNY, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:35 (twenty-one years ago)

NO U DA MAN

― JAKC-E, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:36 (twenty-one years ago)

NO YUO DA MAN

― RADNY, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

NO U DA MAN

― JAKC-E, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:37 (twenty-one years ago)

NO YUO DA MAN

― RADNY, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

NO U DA MAN

― JAKC-E, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

NO YUO DA MAN

― RADNY, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

NO U DA MAN

― JAKC-E, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

NO YUO DA MAN

― RADNY, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

NO U DA MAN

― JAKC-E, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

NO YUO DA MAN

― RADNY, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

NO U DA MAN

― JAKC-E, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

NO YUO DA MAN

― RADNY, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

NO U DA MAN

― JAKC-E, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

NO YUO DA MAN

― RADNY, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.recfm.com/images/pochettes/Ambitronix%20-%20we%20da%20man.jpg

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 18 March 2005 08:46 (twenty-one years ago)

NO U DA MAN

― JAKC-E, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I DA MAN

― RADNY, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/gribblikk/whosdamanhercule.jpg

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 18 March 2005 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

VERY CLEVRE,BUT I ALRED DID IT I DA MAN

― RADNY, Friday, 18 March 2005 08:52 (twenty-one years ago)

thank you :)

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 18 March 2005 08:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I get it, you guys think I started this thread? Nope, I don't even care about the pissing photos thing from a few weeks back, I was just passing by.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Friday, 18 March 2005 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont think anyone thinks you started the thread

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 18 March 2005 09:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, getting paranoid here.

― kate/thank you friendly cloud (papa november), Friday, 18 March 2005 09:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon Williams is a good man and a fine poster!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 18 March 2005 10:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I STILLD DA MAN THUGH YEH

― RADNY, Friday, 18 March 2005 10:18 (twenty-one years ago)

jon is like a wee little kitten!!!

we have to agree 2 disagree about that mac thing though.

otherwise

http://www.pet-net.net/images/bengal-kitten-11wks.jpg

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Friday, 18 March 2005 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

uncanny

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 18 March 2005 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Are we sure the dog's not stalking the kitten?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 March 2005 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

the Randy exchange above has made my morning.

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

jon would be better if he didn't like June of '44 so much.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 18 March 2005 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i.johnson too!

crossposts

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 March 2005 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

jon's weewee is like a little kitten? awwwwwww. oh wait, that's not wut u rote.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 18 March 2005 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah i.johnson too!

Put the caps on, Garu.

― BARMS, Friday, 18 March 2005 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/8826/mouse16yf.jpg
http://img103.exs.cx/img103/9292/mouse27qx.jpg
http://img103.exs.cx/img103/5143/mouse35ag.jpg

― Cabaret Voltron (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

rogue moderator suggestion: all threads started anonymously just to diss (and effectively ego-wank in the process) someone will have the poster name and most of their message(s) changed to 'Sorry, I Am A Dick'

― Sven Bastard (blueski), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/searchresults.php?board=1&mode=threads&q=&titlepart=people+who+are+dicks&name=&email=&username=&dateafter=&datebefore=&catid=all

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon's okay, he contributed to the ILX comp. That's good enough for me.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img130.exs.cx/img130/9035/2327re16os.jpg

― Cabaret Voltron (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

steve m, an excellent suggestion

jon w = r0x0r.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

THIS ALL WELE ADN GUD YEH BUT I STILE DA MAN RIHGT

― RADNY, Friday, 18 March 2005 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Put the caps on, Garu.

cozen is GARU??

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

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